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Old 11.10.2007, 12:55
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Re: know a good one? [jokes thread]

A bloke walks into a pub with a crocodile.

He says to the barman, "I bet you a free beer that I can put my c*ck into this crocodiles mouth and leave it there for a whole minute without it being bitten off" The barman says "No chance!"

So the man whips his trousers down, puts his c*ck in the croc's mouth, after a minute he smashes a bottle on the crocodiles head, who opens his mouth and the man withdraws himself unscathed. As he sips his beer, he then asks the rest of the patrons,

"Anyone else want a go?"

After a moment's silence a girl's voice pipes up saying "Oh, go on then. But you can't hit me with the bottle."
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