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Old 10.10.2011, 17:02
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Re: Crazy cows attack Alpine hikers

I love your story and humour!

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I was two and couldn't move at much more than a waddle (plus ša change) when I escaped our back garden and headed off into the fields beyond. My mother, frantic, searched the house, called the neighbours and police before noticing the peculiar behaviour of the cows beyond the hedge.

Abovementioned bovines had formed a gentle circle to stare down at a small child singing nursery rhymes in a Welsh accent, trying to make a daisy chain out of clover. When the local copper, next-door neighbour and my Ma came to rescue me, the cows tried to chase them off.

Sometimes I still wonder what my Mowgli-life, running wild with Welsh cattle might have been like. Just think, my ethics, culture and world-code could have been dictated by a herd of domestic Friesians. I like to think they'd have called me Ermintrude.