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Old 25.12.2011, 19:26
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Re: Parking place for having sex in the car

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You have to fulfill a few criteria before auto intercourse:

1) Have a vehicle

2) Ensure marital / GF life is not what you're expecting it to be

3) Always wear your seat belt. Safety first and protection against her/him running away during the act

4) Angle your side mirrors for that "extra immersion" - alternative angle view of butt

5) Be a total loser
You forgot number 7
7)Wear a condom and turn off your phone (your gf/wifey may call you at that moment gotta avoid that)

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