Travelled everywhere round the world (ca. 1100 flights) and now prefer a pleasant Swiss train trip to a bowel inspection at Airport Security.
So the longer I stay here, the less frequent it is.
I am English with multiple children and a wife who thinks a Credit Card must be used regularly else it will self-destruct and cause a Nuclear Winter.
So it's down to "Weddings and Funerals" and a 1 week trip back to England to remind the Grandparents what we look like.
By strange coincidence always coincides with max. possible number of Manchester United home games.
Can I have a prize for longest and most boring reply?