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Old 08.05.2012, 19:05
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

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Got back from the pub last night and saw two young lads running out the back door.

Had to ring the police to let them know I'd been robbed.

''What's been taken?'' said the officer

''A TV and a couple of mobile phones'' I said

''Anything else?'' she said?

''Yeah my laptop as well, and if you manage to get it back, they looked like the type of sick bastards that would put loads of child porn on it''

CORKER!!!
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