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Re: terrible jokes

OK. Here's a two part post with funny bumper stickers...
  1. Prevent inbreeding: ban country music.
  2. Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!
  3. The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
  4. If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.
  5. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
  6. If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
  7. Good girls get fat, bad girls get eaten.
  8. Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.
  9. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
  10. If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
  11. Born free... taxed to death.
  12. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
  13. There's too much blood in my alcohol system.
  14. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
  15. Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
  16. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
  17. I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.
  18. So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute!
  19. Jesus may love you, but he won't respect you in the morning.
  20. I need someone really bad... are you really bad?
  21. IF -- A two letter word for futility
  22. I don't care, I don't have to.
  23. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
  24. To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
  25. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
  26. All men are idiots ... I married their king.
  27. The more you complain the longer God lets you live.
  28. Don't hit me. My lawyer's in jail.
  29. This isn't Burgerking, you can't have it your way.
  30. If something goes without saying, LET IT!
  31. Help wanted telepathy: you know where to apply
  32. Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
  33. IRS We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
  34. Hard work has a future payoff, laziness pays off now.
  35. Jesus paid for our sins... now lets get our money's worth.
  36. Spotted owl tastes just like chicken.
  37. Hang up and drive.
  38. Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
  39. Snatch a kiss, or vice versa.
  40. I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.
  41. WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition
  42. Lord save me from your followers.
  43. Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.
  44. Born again pagan.
Stay tuned...
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