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Re: terrible jokes

... and here's the second one.
  • God must love stupid people, he made so many.
  • I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
  • Cat... the other white meat.
  • Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
  • The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
  • I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
  • Your kid may be an honor student but YOU'RE still an idiot!
  • There's too much youth, how about a fountain of smart.
  • It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
  • When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.
  • Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
  • Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.
  • Wink, I'll do the rest!
  • Rainy days and automatic weapons always get me down.
  • I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
  • When there's a will, I want to be in it!
  • Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
  • It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
  • Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!
  • Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
  • Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling to good myself.
  • We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
  • A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
  • Always remember you're unique...just like everyone else.
  • Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
  • Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
  • Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
  • Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
  • Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
  • Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
  • 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
  • I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.
  • I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.
  • Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
  • They laughed at me when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now!

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