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Re: how to prepare an artichoke

Did you hear about the cut-price hitman, Arty, who was contracted to kill a clients wife? He was simply told she would be wearing a brown coat and carrying a black handbag whilst out shopping at the supermarket. He subsequently found his mark and strangled her in the dry-goods section. On his way out, he saw a second woman fitting the description at the fruit counter, so decided to deal with her too, to be on the safe side. Unfortunately for him, he was arrested whilst trying to make his getaway. The headline in the next day's paper was ...

"Arty chokes two for a pound in Tescos"

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