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| I did that once in Romania - with a Latin American woman who was a work colleague. We were both working late out there.
Upon returning to our hotel after work, I asked the hotel receptionist to book us a table at a nearby restaurant.
"Ah, a romantic meal with your wife on Valentine's Day"replied the man behind reception.
"She's not my wife", I replied.
"Even better!" was his response. | |
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Gee you made me spill my hot breakfast coffee
Burned my obvious
