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Those are the Canadians.
They are a dirty people who fornicate with moose.
Edit: But they make great hockey players. | |
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There is no empirical evidence that having moose genes improves your hockey skills. Neither does more than 0.05% Moosehead in your blood improve your hockey skills. Wearing shorts when it is still below freezing, on the other hand...
Sorry.