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Old 24.05.2016, 10:35
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

A librarian was working late one night at a small-town library. A chicken walked in, hopped up on the desk, and said, "Book, book, book!"

The librarian was a bit startled, but she quickly handed the chicken three books. The chicken put one under each wing, one in its beak, and walked out.

A few minutes later, the chicken returned, dropped those three books on the floor, hopped up on the counter, and said, "Book, book, book!"

Once again, the librarian gave the chicken three books, the chicken tucked one under each wing, took the third in its beak, and walked out.

Not long after the chicken came back again. It dropped the books on the floor, hopped up, and said, "Book, book, book!"

This time, the librarian decided to get to the bottom of this. She gave three books to the chicken, and when it walked away, she followed it. She got as far as a pond in the park and there the chicken stopped in front of bullfrog. He took one look at the books the chicken was carrying and croaked, "Read it, read it, read it!"

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