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Old 19.09.2017, 15:22
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Re: Is the Mohrenkopf a racist piece of candy?

Dear Swiss people,

Now listen here, chaps. We've sorted out the rest of world, now it's your turn to toe the line. If we say that Mohrenkopf biscuits are racist, then they're racist. There's no two ways about it. We know what we're talking about because we invented racism.

So you'd better do what we tell you. Remember Amritsar? Remember the Congo? Good. Now you know what to do. We'd recommend calling them something like "Victoria Cakes" or "Leopold Biscuits".

Lots of love,

Imperialist Europe
P.S. Switzerland, thanks for playing a key role in the slave trade, although obviously you made a lot of money from it so I guess you didn't mind helping.
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