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| 1. Bonding is a myth. The first few weeks of a baby's life consists of them shitting, sleeping and eating. Whilst a mother may feel a bond, a father can only attend to their needs. The bonding comes much later. | |
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Err... the "eating" bit involves the mother about every 2-3 hours at the beginning. Assuming your rather bonkers theory about bonding being a myth is correct, you can't get around the feeding bit unless you are suggesting all babies are either formula fed or employ a wet nurse.