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Re: know a good one? [jokes thread]

Peter, a retired business man living in Zurich calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!"
"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son yells.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old dad explained. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Sydney and tell her too"

The son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls her elderly father immediately, and shouts at him, "You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there in two days time. Until then, don't do a thing, you hear me?" she yelled as she hung up the phone.

Peter then hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay", he says, "You were right, it worked. They are both coming for Christmas and paying their own airfare."
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