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I think that will be 'Britain's Got Talent
less Wankers In Government'
It's billed as being the hit of the summer!
Early entrants are:
Theresa May's School of Dance
Michael Gove's astounding impression of a goldfish
BoJo getting a sweat on riding his latest bike (of the 2 wheeled variety)
Jacob Rees-Mogg's live rendition of 'Common People'
Farage's Magic trick of getting audience members to pay £220 each to have dinner with him.
Larry the Cat proving he can still lick his own balls even with a full stomach of Dreamies.
Late entrant:
Daniel Hannan's lecture on Irish History (please see #HannanIrishHistory on Twitter
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New guest judge is John "ORDER!!" Bercow.