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| If you are fancying a conspiracy theory or two, what about the angle that Boris has paid a couple of hitmen to "deal with them"? He's got form, apparently, after being recorded another time dallying with just such a scenario. | |
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He was too incompetent to find the address of the journo his mate wanted to send the hit-squad round to though

That's the man we want leading our fine, sceptered isles.