View Single Post
  #59  
Old 17.08.2020, 10:40
vladest vladest is offline
Forum Veteran
 
Join Date: Feb 2020
Location: Zürich
Posts: 786
Groaned at 55 Times in 34 Posts
Thanked 933 Times in 436 Posts
vladest has a reputation beyond reputevladest has a reputation beyond reputevladest has a reputation beyond reputevladest has a reputation beyond reputevladest has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Swiss people. The masters of passive aggressive notes

Quote:
View Post
The alarm clock starts its melody at 6:45.

Wrongsty wakes up, prepares energetic black substance, drinks dark matter, and tries to wake up the little princess. Kindergarten ain't waiting.

Piles of shirts start flying, my home turns into a Bollywood clone of Matrix, dog starts barking... Sh$t its almost 7:30, we are late. Kiss kiss wife, bye bye, dog still barking.

Grüezi, hoi, hallo kindergarten adios. Back home, today I'm feeling lazy. Hey boss, I'm working from home.

I open my mailbox and...... THERE IT IS!! The golden paper, the pos-it of all post-its:

Dear neighbor,
You are too loud. Your adorable dog is also loud. Your beautiful daughter is the loudest. Please calm the fork down.

I also left her a post-it:

Dear neighbor,
You are hereby cordially invited to our morning ceremony.

Later that day we had a nice conversation. She is now our dog-sitter.

And people here say the swiss are cold... BAHHHHH they are just shy and like to have penpals.


please dont take "passive-aggressive" behavior crown from swedes
Reply With Quote