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Old 22.07.2009, 12:46
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Re: know a good one? [jokes thread]

A man enters a monastery and takes a vow of silence. This can only be broken every 10 years and then the monk can only say 2 words.
After 10 years he is allowed to say his 2 words. He says, 'food, bad'. Another 10 years passes and he's allowed to say another 2 words. He says,'bed, hard'
Another 10 years go by. He's been there 30 years now. He's allowed to say 2 words again. He goes to the leader of the monks and says,'l quit'. The other monk replys, 'l'm not surprised. You've done nothing but complain since you've been here!'
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