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Old 04.09.2009, 13:57
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Re: Stupid everyday expressions

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- When people say, "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

- When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

- When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid 5 to come to the cinema and stare at the frikkin floor.

- People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

- When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

- When people say, "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

- When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet? If the bus came would I be standing here, Knob head?

- People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? Ears, football boots?

- When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate. You tit.

- People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need. Cheers dude.

- McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It has to be a Mc Chicken Burger, just a Chicken burger gets blank looks...........Well I'll have a Mc Straw and shove it in your Mc Eyes you Mc Bloody Tosser.

- When you're involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you alright? Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off!
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