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Re: know a good one? [jokes thread]

Paddy is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife. He dials 999.

Paddy says "It's my wife, I've accidentally shot her. I think I’ve killed her"

Operator "Please calm down sir. Can you first make sure she really is dead?"

CLICK,…….BANG


Paddy "OK, done that, what next?