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Re: know a good one? [jokes thread]

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My Dad used to be pretty good at drawing.

He shot my Mum dead before she'd even noticed him reach for his pistol.
I heard British comedian Les Dawson tell this joke, but apparently it's a Christmas quote from boxer Jake Lamotta!!!
“We were so poor, every Christmas Eve my old man would go outside and fire his gun, then come in and tell us that Santa Claus had shot himself!”