
20.05.2010, 22:16
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 | Moddy Wellies | | Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: North Yorkshire
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Re: Art for half a Billion stolen in Paris! | Quote: | |  | | | I'd like it to be publicly known that I am in the market for the following artworks as of today:
Le pigeon aux petits pois by Pablo Picasso,
La pastorale by Henri Matisse,
La femme a l'eventail by Amedeo Modigliani
Nature morte aux chandeliers by Fernand Leger.
To the current owner of current items, no judgment shall be passed upon ye, save that of good taste (sans the Georges Braque, that you can keep).
I promise to pay top Franc for said items, and you sleep calm at night in the knowledge that these pieces will rest silent and unknown along with countless other priceless artworks (last seen circa 1939-1945), nestled amongst the Swiss Alps.
Please do not hesitate to PM me, and thanks in advance. | | | | | A tenner and they're yours. I've attached photographic proof of their existence |