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Old 22.05.2010, 13:27
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Re: know a good one? [jokes thread]

A guy went away on holiday; partway through the holiday, he rings his sister (who's been minding his cat) to find out how it's going...

Sister: "Your cat died."
Brother (horrified): "You can't just blurt it out like that!! You need to soften the blow, FFS!!!."
Sister: "What do you mean?"
Brother: "Well, the first day I ring, you say 'The cat's stuck on the garage roof, and we can't get her down.' "
Sister: "Oh, ok."
Brother: "The next day I ring, you say - 'The cat's fallen from the roof, and we've taken her to the vet.' "
Sister: "Uh-huh."
Brother: "And on the third day you say 'Unfortunately the vet couldn't do much but help with the pain, and the cat's passed away.' "
Sister: "Ok, I get it!"
Brother: "By the way, how's mum doing?"
Sister: "She's stuck on the garage roof, and we can't get her down."
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