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Re: know a good one? [jokes thread]

St Peter is standing at the Pearly Gates, but unfortunately heaven is getting a bit over-crowded so he has a temporary 'extraordinary deaths' only policy in place. A man arrives and explains that he had heard that his wife was having an affair but when he arrived at his flat he could see no sign of a man. However, on going onto the terrace he spotted a man hanging on by his fingertips, so he promptly hit has hands with a hammer and the other guy fell. Much to the first man's dismay, this guy's fall was broken by a bush so the first guy dropped a fridge on top of him to finish him off, but in doing so suffered a heart attack and died. On hearing this, St Peter agreed that this was indeed an extraordinary death and allowed him past. Shortly afterwards a second man arrived at the gates. He explained to St Peter that he had been walking onto his terrace for breakfast when he tripped over the cat and hurtled over the railings, only to end up clutching the edge of the terrace one floor below. Thinking he had been lucky, some guy turned up and hit his hands with a hammer causing him to fall off and then promptly threw a fridge on top of him. Again, St Peter agreed that this had been an extraodinary death and let him enter. Then, a third guy arrived. When asked by St Peter what had happened to him he replied 'Well, I was sitting in a fridge ...', whereupon St Peter stopped him and said 'OK, OK, you can enter ...'