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Re: know a good one? [jokes thread]

Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, 'Is It true theys suin' them cigarette companies fer causin' people to git cancer?'
'Yes, Bubba, sure is true,' responded the lawyer.
'And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants fer makin them fat an cloggin their arteries with all them burgers an fries, is that true, Mister Lawyer?'
'Sure is, Bubba.'
'And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?'
'Yep.'
'And that football player sued that university when he graduaided and still couldn't read?'
'That's right,' said the lawyer. 'But why are you asking?'
'Well, I was thinkin.... What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?'

Bear in mind that this one is pre Euro..............

An English tourist enters a house of ill repute on the Reeperbahn and does the necessary with one of the young ladies therein.
When he finishes dressing he offers her a twenty pound note.
"I'd rather have marks".
"Right love. Seven for presentation, eight for content, nine for appearance....."
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