I could go on for ever, but it would probably only be interesting to me. Ah well, in for a penny and all that, never stopped me before. Lets be aussie about it.

In answer to the perpetual 'why', question, 'why not?' a moments consideration from ny son, then 'thats not a question'

I was at the zoo with my grandad, looking at the elephants. I shouted out 'my dads willy is smaller than that' as everyone looked around, my grandad said 'im not his dad'