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I am exploring your ideas...your opinions
You are receiving our ideas... our opinions.

You don't seem to like them, though, for some reason.
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Re: Take the Survey please [starting a restaurant in Switzerland]

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What kind of researcher presents people with a survey that is written back-to-front?
Oh, I don't know. It's been done before.

I bet you this is all a clever front and his real dissertation is in cyberpsychology.
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A Business plan has nothing to do with Market Research.

I am exploring (not sure if this word fits here) your ideas and your opinions

Leave the rest to me, smarty pants
Fixed that for you.
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http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/LWFZTYQ

Let me know what you think as I am trying to open a small biz in regards to restauration..
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Business plan has nothing to do with Market Research...

I am exploring your ideas...your opinions

Leave the rest for me smarty pants
Brilliant.
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I am a market researcher with 6 years of experience and I am making simple for the respondents to answer my questions.
Dear market researcher. Let me tell you how your job works

1st: You need to have some demographics. "Some people on the internet say" does not help anything. Restaurants are typically popular with a certain age group, singles, young families... you get the point. So in order to make any sensible conclusion out of your pretty pointless questions, you need to ask about age, gender, profession, civil status... you have not a single question on it, so your survey is complete rubbish.

I sincerely hope that you are only some student, but even then: Fix it or you will fail your class. That was in chapter one of page one of the market research textbook...

2nd: Your categories do not make sense and nobody can answer your vague questions. Instead of listening to the potential customers here, you insult them. That's not a very smart move. Listening is the main job of a researcher and you seem to be completely incompetent to do so.

Good luck. You'll need it.
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You are not potential customers you are only respondents

YOu dont know the name of my prospective project nor you know who I am...

Just chill...

The system inversed the survey instead of 1 being on top it is at the bottom

Just deal with it
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Survey fail

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Re: Take the Survey please [starting a restaurant in Switzerland]

Does nm stand for numbnuts? just pondering.
Incidentally smartypants is one word
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Re: Take the Survey please [starting a restaurant in Switzerland]

Cool thread

I am DEFINITELY coming to your restaurant - you're a natural at the whole public interaction thing.....

Might it be something like....

"Welcome to the Restuarant - here's your bill. I know you didn't eat yet, but its a new format. Deal with it.

Now, here's the meenoo - I know that's not how YOU spell it, but I'm very very busy.

No, you can't have a drink whilst you look at the meenoo. My research shows me that humans drink WHILST eating and I have lots of experience in that.

COME BACK!!!!! Just chill!!!! You are the WORST customers EVER"

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Does nm stand for numbnuts? just pondering.
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That's MRS Smartypants to you...
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Re: Take the Survey please [starting a restaurant in Switzerland]

I can see all the toys being thrown out of the pram in ....3......2.......1....
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Re: Take the Survey please [starting a restaurant in Switzerland]

I vote for Hakuna Matata.

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Re: Take the Survey please [starting a restaurant in Switzerland]

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I am not French dumbo
Nope: "a half German, half Egyptian who speaks French and lived in America for Ten beautiful years"

Tom

P.S. This is even more entertaining than the "boob" thread!

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Re: Take the Survey please [starting a restaurant in Switzerland]

Hey numbnuts , may I call you numbnuts?, how many restauration establishments have you opened in say the last 10 years?
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Nope: "a half German, half Egyptian who speaks French and lived in America for Ten beautiful years"

Tom
It all started so well...
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ROTFL !!!
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Hey numbnuts , may I call you numbnuts?, how many restauration establishments have you opened in say the last 10 years?
I think it is the survey that needs restauration
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I think it is the surveyor that needs castration
fixed it there
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