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11.06.2012 19:30 to 21:00
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Discover "The 4 secrets your dentist never tells you".
Learn a cheap, practical plan fro life to save your teeth and keep them healthy, as nature intended.
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Old 05.06.2012, 18:24
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1. Eating tomatoes helps prevent prostrate cancer.
Or just never lie down -- you're bound to avoid it then.

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Awww ... nobody saw what I did there.

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it's also been said that regular wanking prevents prostate cancer.

it didn't work.

Keep up the good work, regular is the key word.
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Old 05.06.2012, 18:37
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The internet can beat that: "Top 5 Secrets Your Dentist Will Never Spill"
Woohooo!!!!!

50 Secrets From Real Dentists

Do I win? I could hold a seminar in Basel and charge 12.5 times as much.
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Old 05.06.2012, 19:04
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Re: Discover "The 4 Secrets your dentist never tells you"

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Woohooo!!!!!

50 Secrets From Real Dentists

Do I win? I could hold a seminar in Basel and charge 12.5 times as much.
Free X 12.5 = free; what perks can you offer your attendees besides the extra 46 secrets?

Perhaps a cocktail hour beforehand and some sugar-free gum samples?
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Re: Discover "The 4 Secrets your dentist never tells you"

Top Tip: a mini fly swat makes an excellent tongue scraper at a fraction of the cost of the overpriced devices recommended by pushy dental hygienists.

Top Tip 2: Sugar free red bull with vodka makes an excellent mouth wash at a fraction of the cost of the overpriced bottles recommended by pushy dental hygienists. Easily available at parties to leave you feeling relaxed and confident!

Other Readers' Top Tips are welcome, especially if they come at a fraction of the cost recommended by...
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Free X 12.5 = free; what perks can you offer your attendees besides the extra 46 secrets?

Perhaps a cocktail hour beforehand and some sugar-free gum samples?
If I were to charge in GBP, my free seminar would be only 8.33 times the cost of this other free seminar, but with 1,150% more secrets.
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Old 06.06.2012, 02:01
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Or just never lie down -- you're bound to avoid it then.

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Awww ... nobody saw what I did there.
Wasn;t online yesterday, but it was good to see someone keeping u \p the standards I'd expect on here,
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