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Yes, my husband's away at an ETH conference and I've got an appointment at the dentist's
Many husbands are "away" on business that night, as are their office assistants



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simple and perfect solution to V-day...
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Old 11.02.2011, 15:30
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*sigh*

simple and perfect solution to V-day...
sounds a bit too much like hard work. why not just throw her over your shoulder and carry her directly to the bedroom...
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Maaan, you're just jealous!
I know, I know <hanging my head in shame>
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Old 11.02.2011, 16:11
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I know, I know <hanging my head in shame>
BIG cyber *strokes* to ya Mr Wolfie (ok, I know, you'd need to be sedated first ).
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BIG cyber *strokes* to ya Mr Wolfie (ok, I know, you'd need to be sedated first ).
Ermm... Lady, girls usually dont get that cosy with me
(Just saying, keep doing it coz Im liking it, and forget about that lost Eminem )
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Old 11.02.2011, 16:20
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Ermm... Lady, girls usually dont get that cosy with me
(Just saying, keep doing it coz Im liking it, and forget about that lost Eminem )
Underneath that well hard, rough and tumble, Neanderthal caveman, iceman, apeman exterior there's a real big cuddly softie - I just know it ... .
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Underneath that well hard, rough and tumble, Neanderthal caveman, iceman, apeman exterior there's a real big cuddly softie - I just know it ... .
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

You know what, all my victims, ermmm I mean lovers thought the same!

Interestingly the day before I was having this intellectual conversation with a couple of girls and they told me that if the guy is too nice they'd bebored with him in a week.

Yet girls always say they are looking for a nice, cute boy. Make up your minds!
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Old 11.02.2011, 16:32
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Yet girls always say they are looking for a nice, cute boy. Make up your minds!
Dunno about them, but mine's well and truly made up . . . ask Wentworth Miller.
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Dunno about them, but mine's well and truly made up . . . ask Wentworth Miller.
I'd rather ask Mickey Mouse. Girls who fancy fictional characters are not really my cup of tea
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Old 11.02.2011, 16:49
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I'd rather ask Mickey Mouse. Girls who fancy fictional characters are not really my cup of tea
He's real the character he plays is fictional
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He's real the character he plays is fictional
Good to see you did'nt take it personally, and have a sense of humour. Ofcourse I did'nt mean it, I do you anyday you'll say yes

Sorry, Im just in a funny mood
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Old 11.02.2011, 17:22
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Good to see you did'nt take it personally, and have a sense of humour. Ofcourse I did'nt mean it, I do you anyday you'll say yes

Sorry, Im just in a funny mood
Wolfie, just admit it, you're in cyber *love* . Happens all the time to me - on and offline . Hehe! That's what comes with being so utterly irresistible .
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Wolfie, just admit it, you're in cyber *love* . Happens all the time to me - on and offline . Hehe! That's what comes with being so utterly irresistible .
I admit it now and you'll leave me tomorrow. You know how it works girl

Utterly irresistable is what I tell them they are, when Im too desperate and cannot keep my hands off them and "Im drunk" excuse is less likely to work.

P.S. Sorry, Im nto going to thank your or anyone's posts, as you might take offence.
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He's real the character he plays is fictional


fictional character: see left side.
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P.S. Sorry, Im nto going to thank your or anyone's posts, as you might take offence.
What's offensive about being thanked? . But hey, no problem on that as it's entirely up to the individual . . .
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Old 11.02.2011, 17:51
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fictional character: see left side.
reality: see right side.
Yeah, yeah. I know. Seen the "reality" pic before . Am still entitled to dream on however .

Anyway, fat(ish) men can be good too! .
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What's offensive about being thanked? . But hey, no problem on that as it's entirely up to the individual . . .
Some people are too virtuous, honest and all good and they can get offended by receiving a thanks from a low life like me
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Old 11.02.2011, 17:55
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Some people are too virtuous, honest and all good and they can get offended by receiving a thanks from a low life like me
Okay. Got ya .
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Yeah, yeah. I know. Seen the "reality" pic before . Am still entitled to dream on however .

Anyway, fat(ish) men can be good too! .
fat men last longer in bed:

http://www.glamour.com/sex-love-life...last-long.html

7.3 minutes vs a pathetic 108 seconds for skinny dudes.
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