I'm so bored. It's Friday. My brain has already gone home for the weekend. And I can't concentrate at work.

There are not enough mindless threads on EF and facebook to keep my hamster wheel spinning for the last couple of hours.

sorry , did the best I could

I tried to post one but got removed due to "explicit " i guess. i tried Phil,hang in there ..

an oldie but still a goodie, hope this cheers you up:

Actual answers given to Larry Gogan on the Just a Minute Quiz.

1) Something a blind man might use? A Sword

2) A Song with the word Moon in the title? Blue Suede Moon

3) Name the Capital of France? F

4) Name a bird with a long Neck? Naomi Campbell

5) Name an occupation where you might need a torch? A burglar

6) Where is the Taj Mahal? Opposite the Dental Hospital

7) What is Hitlers first name ? Heil

8) As happy as.... (Larry gave a hint - think of my name) A pig in shit

9) Some famous brothers ? Bonnie and Clyde.

10) Name a dangerous race ? The Arabs

11) Something that floats in a bath ? Water

12) An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers ? A horse

13) Something you wear on a beach ? A deckchair

14) A famous Royal ? Mail

15) Something that flies that doesn't have an engine ? A bicycle with wings

16) A famous bridge ? The Bridge Over Troubled Waters

17) Something a cat does ? Goes to the Toilet

18) Something you do in the bathroom ? Decorate

19) A method of securing your home ? Put the kettle on

20) Something associated with pigs ? The Police

21) A sign of the Zodiac ? April

22) Something people might be allergic to ? Skiing

23) Something you do before you go to bed ? Sleep

24) Something you put on walls ? A roof

25) Something Slippery ? A conman

26) A kind of ache ? A fillet of fish

27) A Jacket Potato topping ? Jam

28) A food that can be brown or white ? A potato

29) A famous Scotsman? Jock

30) A famous Scotsman? Vinnie Jones

31) Something you open other than a door ? Your bowels

32) A mint named after a Grand Prix Commentator ( Larry's Hint: you suck them) Dickie Davis

I think mindless threads should be brought back on EF, atleast for fridays. I mean I have some issues which I want to discuss and get some feedback on but dont think they will last a few secs past the Submit button.

http://abowman.com/google-modules/hamster/

Place the arrow/curser within the square and click a few times; and then click the middle of the wheel.

thanks. that entertained me for 32 seconds.

you must be bored!

How about Kim Kardashian getting kicked off stage by Prince ?

Could always bring up the old ones...

If you could be any animal which animal would you be in a fight to the death with a Polar bear?

I'm bored shitless too.

It wasn't intended to alleviate your boredom, but to illustrate our mortal turmoil on the never ending treadmill of life, to which you have already eluded.

Hammy says: "You're not alone - but just toss me some corn from time to time".

I thought it was a cool link, I added it to my google homepage already!

You MUST be bored.

Funny you should say that. I just popped to Aldi where a business man was sat in the restaurant, all suited and booted, watching porn on his laptop. He was tucked in a corner but failed to notice the glass walls behind him allowing all the shoppers watch his antics

Well that's one way to liven up a coffee break

Counting sheep does not work? ;-)

Its that time of the week again. Can someone start something stupid?

99 bottles of beer on the wall...

99 bottles of beer would'nt last an hour. Better start with infinite bottles of beer on the wall unless some nerd gets involved and starts drawing out mathematical quotients.