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Re: Why England has got nothing on Switzerland!

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thanks to English men I feel like a bronzed sex God.
Why, what did they do to you
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Let me fix it for you

England - Fat and happy if you are looking for a mattress otherwise run down, broke and miserable.
Switzerland - Thin and sexy. and stuck up and fake and socially retarded and arrogant and back-stabbers and complicated and whingers and selfish and vain and ignorant and and and shit I'd better do some study......
Another fixed quote for ya cheesy
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Re: Why England has got nothing on Switzerland!

What happened to the inventive and engaging trolls we used to get here? Or maybe this is some kind of reverse-trollcology?- still, not much of an effort.

Canadian Dude, as offensive as you were, you are missed.
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Racist.

But then I'm Scottish so I do partly agree with a lot of your English comments (joke), good thing you didn't say British or Scottish because I'd then have to hurt you, another thing the Brits are good at, especially the Scottish, we could all share some of that culture with you...
Aren't Swiss and English same race? I like Scotland as long as you cut off some of the cancerous run down bits (clears throat) uhmm arh uhm Glasgow.

Btw don't you guys want to have your own proper country? You could take a nice Swiss girl from Switzerland and make her your queen
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Re: Why England has got nothing on Switzerland!

And were you allowed to take a crap between 10pm and 7am without having the neighbours complain?
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Re: Why England has got nothing on Switzerland!

I'm off to tuck into another doughnut (with my white teeth) and proud of it! Yum!
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Additionally I used to think we Swiss were white and pasty but thanks to English men I feel like a bronzed sex God.
Considering Switzerland has one of the highest rates of skin cancer in Europe I would say you are right.
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I am calling the police.
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...But then I'm Scottish so I do partly agree with a lot of your English comments ...
I partly agree as well, and I am English.
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Switzerland - Thin and sexy. and stuck up and fake and socially retarded and arrogant and back-stabbers and complicated and whingers and selfish and vain and ignorant and and and shit I'd better do some study......
Don't you just love Swiss girls?
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Aren't Swiss and English same race? I like Scotland as long as you cut off some of the cancerous run down bits (clears throat) uhmm arh uhm Glasgow.

Btw don't you guys want to have your own proper country? You could take a nice Swiss girl from Switzerland and make her your queen
Somehow you remind me of the Nazis.
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Don't you just love Swiss girls?
Err. Not much, no. Why?
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I am calling the police.
Would that be English police? Don't waste your time as they will have to run it through elth n safety first
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I feel like a bronzed sex God.
I don't know any personally, but if I see one, I'll be sure to point him in your direction.
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Would that be English police? Don't waste your time as they will have to run it through elth n safety first
if your a bloke, why have you got a picture of a bird as your avatar ?
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Re: Why England has got nothing on Switzerland!

Wow, OP, you seem to focus on esthetics, interestingly a lot, how very deep. Did they force you to take that job in the UK?

You yourself must have a lot to offer, based on your criticism. I wonder why you think it is ok to show up and just trash people. How woud you justify that?
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Would that be English police? Don't waste your time as they will have to run it through elth n safety first

Ah yes the existence of health and safety. When will that come into mainland Europe ???
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if your a bloke, why have you got a picture of a bird as your avatar ?
She not fat enough for you?
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She not fat enough for you?
I'm surprised she hasn't got a fag hanging out of her mouth.
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