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Old 03.05.2011, 15:25
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Re: Why England has got nothing on Switzerland!

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That looks like something you might get at a motorway service station, you want:

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Old 03.05.2011, 15:25
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mm mmmm mmmm.... and I'll be in Looe (Cornish coast, not W.C. ) saturday afternoon in time for tea.
Look, just F**K OFF, right now.
If you don't shut up, I will burn down your holiday house and blame it on Mebyon Kernow.
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Old 03.05.2011, 15:26
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Re: Why England has got nothing on Switzerland!

I think the OP might be better off with one of these...


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Old 03.05.2011, 15:27
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Re: Why England has got nothing on Switzerland!

Despite posting to the contrary. You have been dumped haven't you ?

Ouch. C'mon , let it all out. I guess hearing the crisp packet in the background whilst talking to the gf on your mobile was a real shock eh ?
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You think he still needs to do this? This anti chick fury sounds like somebody got dumped already. I bet she was a hot British girl, too..
Yes, I was thinking it was a bit of a wild and toxic overreaction to the yellow teeth and dirty streets of the UK...
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That looks like something you might get at a motorway service station, you want:

Not the Irn-Bru can....NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I think the OP might be better off with one of these...


That is the girl who dumped him.
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Old 03.05.2011, 15:29
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I went and had the Fish and chips at du cerf. It was like fish nuggets or something. It didn't taste bad but it was hardly fish and chips in the traditional sense.
True. We had fish (nuggets) and chips in Zurich over the weekend. Was alright but just can't beat the real thing. How I long for a nice BIG piece of cod and chips doused in salt and vinegar. Double yum!
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Re: Why England has got nothing on Switzerland!

I think Alan Davies said it best.

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Old 03.05.2011, 15:30
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Re: Why England has got nothing on Switzerland!

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Auch...he must really miss her then.

OP, do you want us to call her and straighten things up with her? Awwwwwwww, group hug....

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Old 03.05.2011, 15:31
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Re: Why England has got nothing on Switzerland!

I reckon he got dumped when his girlfriend said she wanted to see his face whilst they were having sex, so he held his Swiss ID in front of her face.
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Old 03.05.2011, 15:32
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Re: Why England has got nothing on Switzerland!

Maybe he sprayed his fondue in the wrong place?
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Look, just F**K OFF, right now.
If you don't shut up, I will burn down your holiday house and blame it on Mebyon Kernow.
Sounds so much like Meibion Glyndwr who used to do the same in Wales!
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Old 03.05.2011, 15:35
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Look, just F**K OFF, right now.
If you don't shut up, I will burn down your holiday house and blame it on Mebyon Kernow.

Mebyon Kernow.... fffffff...... one of my mates was responsible for "altering" half of the English Heritage signs in the s.w.

I'll be sharing a couple of pints of Doom Bar wid 'im next week
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Re: Why England has got nothing on Switzerland!

With all this talk of how much more attractive Swiss women are than English, it reminds me of an old thread of yesteryear, suggesting the contrary by popular vote:

The Most Attractive Woman in Switzerland is Half English..
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Yes the bigger you are the more food you need
Do I look obese to you? I mean maybe I'm your definition of obese, I don't know.

Anyway, I have been known to indulge in the odd trolling spree before (not on this forum, though) so I understand it's something you might enjoy when you're bored. It's one way to pass a lazy Tuesday afternoon. Bonne continuation!

EDIT: I should add the trolling was when I was about 15. I now choose to spend my lazy Tuesday afternoon watching Southpark and cleaning. Much more mature.
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Old 03.05.2011, 15:38
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You must be kidding.

I made three trips there in '84, two weeks each, and survived on breakfast and beer (plus hovercraft trips to Calais for a decent meal), the only things I could find worth consuming.

Tom
Of all the things that I could possibly be offended by in this thread and I choose this one

I'm an English foodie, and proud!
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Re: Why England has got nothing on Switzerland!

Fish and Chips are awful in the UK. Cod? Get some bloody Baramundi up in there for gods sake

No chicken salt either. For shame!
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Old 03.05.2011, 15:42
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Re: Why England has got nothing on Switzerland!

What I love about fat English chicks is that they go to all lengths to justify their whaleness. Fat chicks are happy and healthy chicks are miserable is my all time favourite lie.

In England and based on Terry's post it seems people think you can either be fat or thin. They conveniently forget the middle normal and healthy option. I don't want a lard ass nor a boney ass. Which is why I went the blow up doll way as I have full control via air pressure
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