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03.05.2011, 15:25
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We win. Thanks for playing | | | | | That looks like something you might get at a motorway service station, you want:  | | The following 5 users would like to thank Castro for this useful post: | |
03.05.2011, 15:25
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| Quote: | | | | | mm mmmm mmmm.... and I'll be in Looe (Cornish coast, not W.C. ) saturday afternoon in time for tea.  | | | | | Look, just F**K OFF, right now. 
If you don't shut up, I will burn down your holiday house and blame it on Mebyon Kernow.
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03.05.2011, 15:26
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I think the OP might be better off with one of these... 
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03.05.2011, 15:27
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Despite posting to the contrary. You have been dumped haven't you ?
Ouch. C'mon , let it all out. I guess hearing the crisp packet in the background whilst talking to the gf on your mobile was a real shock eh ?
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03.05.2011, 15:28
| | | | Re: Why England has got nothing on Switzerland!
| Quote: | | | | | You think he still needs to do this? This anti chick fury sounds like somebody got dumped already. I bet she was a hot British girl, too.. | | | | | Yes, I was thinking it was a bit of a wild and toxic overreaction to the yellow teeth and dirty streets of the UK...  |
03.05.2011, 15:28
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| Quote: | | | | | That looks like something you might get at a motorway service station, you want:
| | | | | Not the Irn-Bru can....NOOOOOOOOOOOOO  |
03.05.2011, 15:28
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| Quote: | | | | | I think the OP might be better off with one of these...
| | | | | That is the girl who dumped him.
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03.05.2011, 15:29
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| Quote: | | | | | I went and had the Fish and chips at du cerf. It was like fish nuggets or something. It didn't taste bad but it was hardly fish and chips in the traditional sense. | | | | | True. We had fish (nuggets) and chips in Zurich over the weekend. Was alright but just can't beat the real thing. How I long for a nice BIG piece of cod and chips doused in salt and vinegar. Double yum! |
03.05.2011, 15:30
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I think Alan Davies said it best. | | The following 3 users would like to thank terryhall for this useful post: | |
03.05.2011, 15:30
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| Quote: |  | | | Yes, I was thinking it was a bit of a wild and toxic overreaction to the yellow teeth and dirty streets of the UK... | | | | | Auch...he must really miss her then.
OP, do you want us to call her and straighten things up with her? Awwwwwwww, group hug....  |
03.05.2011, 15:31
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I reckon he got dumped when his girlfriend said she wanted to see his face whilst they were having sex, so he held his Swiss ID in front of her face.
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03.05.2011, 15:32
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03.05.2011, 15:32
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Maybe he sprayed his fondue in the wrong place?
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03.05.2011, 15:33
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| Quote: | | | | | Look, just F**K OFF, right now.
If you don't shut up, I will burn down your holiday house and blame it on Mebyon Kernow. | | | | | Sounds so much like Meibion Glyndwr who used to do the same in Wales!
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03.05.2011, 15:35
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| | | Re: Why England has got nothing on Switzerland!
| Quote: | | | | | Look, just F**K OFF, right now.
If you don't shut up, I will burn down your holiday house and blame it on Mebyon Kernow. | | | | |
Mebyon Kernow.... fffffff...... one of my mates was responsible for "altering" half of the English Heritage signs in the s.w.
I'll be sharing a couple of pints of Doom Bar wid 'im next week  |
03.05.2011, 15:35
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With all this talk of how much more attractive Swiss women are than English, it reminds me of an old thread of yesteryear, suggesting the contrary by popular vote: The Most Attractive Woman in Switzerland is Half English.. | | This user would like to thank Rangatiranui for this useful post: | |
03.05.2011, 15:37
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| Quote: | | | | | Yes the bigger you are the more food you need  | | | | | Do I look obese to you? I mean maybe I'm your definition of obese, I don't know.
Anyway, I have been known to indulge in the odd trolling spree before (not on this forum, though) so I understand it's something you might enjoy when you're bored. It's one way to pass a lazy Tuesday afternoon. Bonne continuation!
EDIT: I should add the trolling was when I was about 15. I now choose to spend my lazy Tuesday afternoon watching Southpark and cleaning. Much more mature.
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03.05.2011, 15:38
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| Quote: | | | | | You must be kidding.
I made three trips there in '84, two weeks each, and survived on breakfast and beer (plus hovercraft trips to Calais for a decent meal), the only things I could find worth consuming.
Tom | | | | | Of all the things that I could possibly be offended by in this thread and I choose this one
I'm an English foodie, and proud!
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03.05.2011, 15:39
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Fish and Chips are awful in the UK. Cod? Get some bloody Baramundi up in there for gods sake
No chicken salt either. For shame!
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03.05.2011, 15:42
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What I love about fat English chicks is that they go to all lengths to justify their whaleness. Fat chicks are happy and healthy chicks are miserable is my all time favourite lie.
In England and based on Terry's post it seems people think you can either be fat or thin. They conveniently forget the middle normal and healthy option. I don't want a lard ass nor a boney ass. Which is why I went the blow up doll way as I have full control via air pressure | | The following 4 users would like to thank swisscheese1 for this useful post: | | |
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