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Would that be English police? Don't waste your time as they will have to run it through elth n safety first
Oh yes and the swiss coppers really respond don't they or is that only on Blocher's orders?
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Old 03.05.2011, 15:43
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Fish and Chips are awful in the UK. Cod? Get some bloody Baramundi up in there for gods sake

No chicken salt either. For shame!

I believe the stocks are quite low off the coasts of the UK...
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That is the girl who dumped him.
.... and no doubt also wants to sue him for sexual harassment. Something to do with weighing 3 pounds more now than when she first met him. (and that's got nothing to do with Walkers Crisps)
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Old 03.05.2011, 15:44
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Fish and Chips are awful in the UK. Cod? Get some bloody Baramundi up in there for gods sake

No chicken salt either. For shame!
Where else would fish and chips be better? It's a British meal
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Old 03.05.2011, 15:45
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Do I look obese to you? I mean maybe I'm your definition of obese, I don't know.
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EDIT: I should add the trolling was when I was about 15. I now choose to spend my lazy Tuesday afternoon watching Southpark and cleaning. Much more mature.
Southpark and cleaning.... you're almost marriage material
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Old 03.05.2011, 15:46
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What I love about fat English chicks is that they go to all lengths to justify their whaleness. Fat chicks are happy and healthy chicks are miserable is my all time favourite lie.
I hate girls like that, but the second part of what you say is often the case (in the experience of my friends). Being fat is not healthy, but being obsessed with your weight is also not healthy. One of my friends lost around 50kg and is much more unhappy now than she used to be (for many, many reasons, but mainly because she denies herself food she likes). Anyway, I agree that you should fall in the "healthy" range. Unfortunately, a lot of girls think that, to be in that range, you have to weigh a lot less than you actually do.
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Old 03.05.2011, 15:46
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ahmmm pics pleasae

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She will only ask for a hula hoop ring as well!
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I feel like a bronzed sex God.
I feel like going home, but at least you're honest.
What's his name?
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ahmmm pics pleasae

Erm... ok, but only as the cat was so cute. I'd like to clarify that I absolutely don't think I'm skinny either. I would say I'm at the heavier end of healthy (although after the fête du vin in Cressier at the weekend where I consumed litres of wine and battered, deep-fried cheese I'm not so sure...).



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Try telling my boyfriend that!
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Where else would fish and chips be better? It's a British meal


I fail to see the link between Cod and being dumped. Honestly, where is the link ?
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Old 03.05.2011, 15:49
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With all this talk of how much more attractive Swiss women are than English, it reminds me of an old thread of yesteryear, suggesting the contrary by popular vote:

The Most Attractive Woman in Switzerland is Half English..
I don't find her attractive at all and she definitely is not the most attractive woman in Switzerland. Her Swiss genes almost succeeded in suppression the English side
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Old 03.05.2011, 15:50
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Where else would fish and chips be better? It's a British meal
When the english sea's don't have the best fish, then its stupid to suggest they do it well...

And every place I went to had soggy chips!!! Ridiculous
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Old 03.05.2011, 15:52
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I'm going to have to say I prefer British women to Swiss women.....I think that says quite a bit about Swiss women.



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Erm... ok, but only as the cat was so cute. I'd like to clarify that I absolutely don't think I'm skinny either. I would say I'm at the heavier end of healthy (although after the fête du vin in Cressier at the weekend where I consumed litres of wine and battered, deep-fried cheese I'm not so sure...).





Try telling my boyfriend that!
I almost regret not going for that chippy with you
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Old 03.05.2011, 15:52
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And every place I went to had soggy chips!!! Ridiculous
Oh gawd...soggy chips and curry sauce, makes me drool. The best junk food on earth. Right after fried cheese.

Why are we talking food again? Wheren't we talking ladies? Or ladies dumping some frustrated guys?
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Actually, dolphins ARE whales!
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When the english sea's don't have the best fish, then its stupid to suggest they do it well...

And every place I went to had soggy chips!!! Ridiculous
Where is better? I need to find somewhere to go after I finish up in Switzerland ya see...
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Re: Why England has got nothing on Switzerland!

Swiss women are great to look at, but everyone of my single mates recon they're are hard to talk to. English women are not so attractive but are much more fun.

And americans? Well thats kind of like shooting fish in a barrel
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..although after the fête du vin in Cressier at the weekend where I consumed litres of wine..
That's alrite, that's anti anemia treatment.

Too bad we didn't go to that horn event, I missed the ocassion of loading up on fried cheese, dommage.
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Old 03.05.2011, 15:57
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I almost regret not going for that chippy with you
Not to mention the stimulating conversation you missed out on!
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