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Old 03.05.2011, 15:57
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Re: Why England has got nothing on Switzerland!

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Swiss women are great to look at, but everyone of my single mates recon they're are hard to talk to. English women are not so attractive but are much more fun.

And americans? Well thats kind of like shooting fish in a barrel

I think you got it pretty close to how I find it. However I don't find Swiss women hard to talk to per se, but I definitely have had more interesting and intellectual encounters telling jokes to dogs.
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Re: Why England has got nothing on Switzerland!

haha funny!
English bashing thread is a nice change

But I must thank the English lassies for their yellow teeth. Leaves England's finest to me.
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Where is better? I need to find somewhere to go after I finish up in Switzerland ya see...
The saffas do decent fish and chips. Australia has an array of awesome fish for fish and chips. But the best fish and chips Ive had by a mile has been in the Solomon Islands. Beautiful fresh fish, awesome batter and the chips were made to perfection (chicken salt and all!). Made by an irish guy too

The problem is the north sea and that overfishing. The EU nations have got to do something about it otherwise the UK will be eating carp fairly soon
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Re: Why England has got nothing on Switzerland!

Send her around.... I´ve gor lots of Walkers crisps. Kill 2 birds with one stone so to say.



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I hate girls like that, but the second part of what you say is often the case (in the experience of my friends). Being fat is not healthy, but being obsessed with your weight is also not healthy. One of my friends lost around 50kg and is much more unhappy now than she used to be (for many, many reasons, but mainly because she denies herself food she likes). Anyway, I agree that you should fall in the "healthy" range. Unfortunately, a lot of girls think that, to be in that range, you have to weigh a lot less than you actually do.
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Well, he's on 9 posts - one more then he can post his ad in "For Sale/Wanted" and we can all get back to work.
maybe he can stick the gf on there.
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Old 03.05.2011, 15:59
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Re: Why England has got nothing on Switzerland!

Crikey. Anyone know where I can get more crisps?




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Erm... ok, but only as the cat was so cute. I'd like to clarify that I absolutely don't think I'm skinny either. I would say I'm at the heavier end of healthy (although after the fête du vin in Cressier at the weekend where I consumed litres of wine and battered, deep-fried cheese I'm not so sure...).





Try telling my boyfriend that!
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Old 03.05.2011, 16:01
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Swiss women are great to look at, but everyone of my single mates recon they're are hard to talk to.
They are hard to talk to because pub chat up lines, pints of lager and Walkers crisps do not interest them
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maybe he can stick the gf on there.
You mean sell an award winning right arm?

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Old 03.05.2011, 16:01
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Not to mention the stimulating conversation you missed out on!
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Crikey. Anyone know where I can get more crisps?
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maybe he can stick the gf on there.
I was thinking about that but no one would be interested in a non fat chick here.
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They are hard to talk to because pub chat up lines, pints of lager and Walkers crisps do not interest them
I think the problem is that they are poor students. A swiss miss can smell the lack of funds from a valley away
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Old 03.05.2011, 16:06
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I think the problem is that they are poor students. A swiss miss can smell the lack of funds from a valley away
Do the mullets = riches and jew gold or not? I always forget.
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Old 03.05.2011, 16:11
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Re: Why England has got nothing on Switzerland!

Musichick as I spent 4 years in England I feel obliged to advice you not to post personal photos on open public forums unless you are 15

Btw you were great as a kid in ET.

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I think the problem is that they are poor students. A swiss miss can smell the lack of funds from a valley away
I remember introducing myself to a Swiss girl in a bar one time, her first question was what permit did I have. I didn't stick around to ask her name.
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I was thinking about that but no one would be interested in a non fat chick here.
I think you have all missed a major point. Swiss-cheese is obviously a girl and she is planning on dumping her girl friend tonight.
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I remember introducing myself to a Swiss girl in a bar one time, her first question was what permit did I have. I didn't stick around to ask her name.
haha that even beats "How long have you been in Switzerland"
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I think you have all missed a major point. Swiss-cheese is obviously a girl and she is planning on dumping her girl friend tonight.
What ? You mean two girls from 'ooop North ?

It's all starting to make sense now...
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I remember introducing myself to a Swiss girl in a bar one time, her first question was what permit did I have. I didn't stick around to ask her name.
You must have come across as a third world EU citizen looking for a Swiss red pass. Maybe she was not interested in and knew which trick worked on English guys desperate to pull a hot Swiss chick

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You mean sell an award winning right arm?
I am left handed but am ambidextrous when it comes to fondling breasts.
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Old 03.05.2011, 16:22
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I think you have all missed a major point. Swiss-cheese is obviously a girl and she is planning on dumping her girl friend tonight.
I had that feeling. But I, in a very discriminatory fashion, associate girls with some level of finesse and good manners, so found OP's posts confusing.
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