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Old 03.05.2011, 17:51
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To Swiss-Cheese, I compliment you on writing excellent English. Not many people here can write good German, and together with such a large local vocabulary. Well done! (What a creep I am !)

I agree---very good english for 4 years. A few grammar mistakes makes no different, you get your thoughts across well, and actually support most of the opinions very well (assuming you're a swiss female of course).
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Re: Why England has got nothing on Switzerland!

My earlier pictures were removed owing to some selfish guy who doesn't like hotlinking.

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Old 03.05.2011, 17:55
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My earlier pictures were removed owing to some selfish guy who doesn't like hotlinking.

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Swiss girls have them both beat. I wish I had not watched the second part of the video though
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Old 03.05.2011, 17:57
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I agree---very good english for 4 years. A few grammar mistakes makes no different, you get your thoughts across well, and actually support most of the opinions very well (assuming you're a swiss female of course).
If I had been from USA would you change your opinion?
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Old 03.05.2011, 17:58
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I will take your advise then. Feel free to correct me so I can improve my English. In the short time I have spent here you are turning out to be my favourite English chick already
Whether or not you're being sarcastic, I was trying to be genuinely helpful. You write very well in English (not that I want to inflate an already overly-inflated ego) but I know that I would always want to be corrected when writing in a foreign language. Advice/advise is a commonly-confused word.

Glad I'm your favourite. I'm obviously not too fat for you.
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Re: Why England has got nothing on Switzerland!

It depends where you go in the UK so totty can only be judged on a regional basis. I mean, a Northern lass is totally different to an Essex girl... similarly posh London totty is totally different from a Scottish girl from Glasgow...

Also, horsey types from Norfolk are always good fun.......

so, you cannot judge British girls just on one visit to one place....

then there are Welsh girls.... who are ALWAYS good for a sing song....

then there are girls from Wisbech..........
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Re: Why England has got nothing on Switzerland!

Although on average this thread has hit some interesting points fairly well.

I do have to say if you compare the women in Kensington to the women on Bahnhofstrasse....England is going to win hands down from my experience.

That being said, it is definitely not a sample set that represents the country as a whole, and most likely more of them bombshells are very likely foreigners from godknowswhere.
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Re: Why England has got nothing on Switzerland!

A point to note.... posh London girls do like a bit of rough in Norfolk at the weekends.... after all "Burnham Market" is known as "Chelsea on sea..."
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Old 03.05.2011, 18:06
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If I had been from USA would you change your opinion?
Hell yes!

If you're Swiss - then good job.
If you're American - you write like an uneducated foot.

(assuming local language as mother tongue of course)
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You must have come across as a third world EU citizen looking for a Swiss red pass.
Nah, they are usually looking for an upgrade to something decent…
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Glad I'm your favourite.

I was not being sarcastic
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Old 03.05.2011, 18:11
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PS: a little tip for your next trip; you can tell when Essex girls are having an orgasm, they put Hello magazine down & crunch the Walkers crisps bag.

Shopping list given to OH, crisps and a subscription to Hello......wish I'd known about this sooner . I've been downing a glass off lambrini and kicking off my white stillettoes, sheesh!
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Old 03.05.2011, 18:17
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Re: Why England has got nothing on Switzerland!

by face alone according to this little project, I would go for English over Swiss any day---but that's just my personal preference.

(sorry about the american troll pic, I couldn't find the non-joke version)

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Re: Why England has got nothing on Switzerland!

Cheerio everyone for now. Chin up all the forum chicks. Yes even the English ones
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Old 03.05.2011, 18:19
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Re: Why England has got nothing on Switzerland!

Which chin? Apparently by definition we have more than one.
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Which chin? Apparently by definition we have more than one.
You are doing ok for now. If it ever gets bad then bit of bandage will do the trick Bye Kamarate

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Re: Why England has got nothing on Switzerland!

Another advantage of Switzerland is there is a place to go when you finally lose the will to live.

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My job forced me to move to England but after living there for 4 years I am finally back to sweet Switzerland. NEVER AGAIN! English seem to moan about Switzerland but after getting a whiff of England I can confirm that joke is on England. Here are some reasons why Switzerland is superior to England.
Shhhhhh, keep quiet, theres already enough of them here as it is.
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Another advantage of Switzerland is there is a place to go when you finally lose the will to live.

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Re: Why England has got nothing on Switzerland!

Well, after all's said and done, all I can honestly say is: "F**k me, what a cocksucker"
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