My favorite was during my driving training here the teacher told me that I should drive on the sidewalk to make a right hand turn when the traffic was backed up behind a light After that I knew the rules were a bit more relaxed than I expected.

Hasn't happened to me yet and I go on highways frequently. I'm much more annoyed by people who stay in the left lane, barely faster than the vehicle they're passing, and not going back to the right lane for miles and miles .....now wait a minute...