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Old 24.07.2011, 15:46
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At least she knows now she have a super cool and cute neighbor
Perhaps so, but what's she like? oil painting or more like an oily pizza?
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Old 24.07.2011, 15:50
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Re: Neighbour too loud while making love..

So all those "Switzerland is boring" and "what to do on Sundays" threads are finally starting to work...
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Old 24.07.2011, 16:31
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Old 24.07.2011, 16:34
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Re: Neighbour too loud while making love..

Aah the memories.. had it back in Ireland when we just moved in.

The guy nextdoor was very loud with his girlfriend.. after the second night of " oh Gavin,yes Gavin,not in there Gavin..etc " i met him in the hallway the next morning on my way to work.

While closing my door i said " morning Gavin,how are you"..the guy stood there looking baffled , i laughed and walked on.. never again did Gavin and his missus go loud in the bedroom
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Old 24.07.2011, 18:48
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"not in there Gavin"

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Old 24.07.2011, 18:54
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one of my neighbour couple is too loud while making love during day or night. Their mourning and Noise of their bad hitting the common wall is irritating, embarrasing(if some friend at home).. please suggest what can i do best to stop it...
Thanks..
We had that issue in our last apartment. I took it like a man for a while, but at some point it was too much and I called him at 2:30 a.m. (after he had finished). He told me to frak off. Next morning, we noticed that the woman who left from his apartment wasn't his wife - he was cheating on his wife while she was on a business trip.

Anyway - after that incident, we started to cheer loudly every time they were having sex upstairs. That worked like a charm. After the third time or so, the noise stopped completely.
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Old 24.07.2011, 18:55
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We had that issue in our last apartment. I took it like a man for a while, but at some point it was too much and I called him at 2:30 a.m. (after he had finished). He told me to frak off. Next morning, we noticed that the woman who left from his apartment wasn't his wife - he was cheating on his wife while she was on a business trip.

Anyway - after that incident, we started to cheer loudly every time they were having sex upstairs. That worked like a charm. After the third time or so, the noise stopped completely.

He killed his wife
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Play a porn movie loud enough on your side and they will realize you can hear them too, this should do the trick without any contact whatsoever
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Old 24.07.2011, 19:18
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Re: Neighbour too loud while making love..

So, anyway, here is my view:

I neither live with my mother, nor do I have kids, my neighbors also don't have any kids, so I don't have to worry about either making my mother blush or "corrupting" youngins. Therefore, I will be as noisy as I want.

I have read (can not find source now, I did look though!) that women are better able to enjoy sex if they feel free to be noisy. More enjoyable sex also means they're more likely to become impregnated (during orgasm, internal muscles work to help draw sperm in).

So, ask them to be considerate if it is disturbing your sleep, otherwise, mind your own business.
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Re: Neighbour too loud while making love..

Post a copy of the Hausordnung on their door with the appropriate section about quiet hours highlighted in bright yellow, and ask that they conclude their love making promptly before 21:59:59.
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Old 24.07.2011, 19:37
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So, anyway, here is my view:

I neither live with my mother, nor do I have kids, my neighbors also don't have any kids, so I don't have to worry about either making my mother blush or "corrupting" youngins. Therefore, I will be as noisy as I want.

I have read (can not find source now, I did look though!) that women are better able to enjoy sex if they feel free to be noisy. More enjoyable sex also means they're more likely to become impregnated (during orgasm, internal muscles work to help draw sperm in).

So, ask them to be considerate if it is disturbing your sleep, otherwise, mind your own business.
Too much details Peg
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Old 24.07.2011, 19:39
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Re: Neighbour too loud while making love..

Reminds me of a neighbour on the floor above me when I lived in a tower block in London 20 years ago. I never met her or knew her name, but I knew that her boyfriend's name was Joe and what his favourite.....err....docking station was.
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one of my neighbour couple is too loud while making love during day or night. Their mourning and Noise of their bad hitting the common wall is irritating, embarrasing(if some friend at home).. please suggest what can i do best to stop it...
Thanks..
Why don't you buy a leather outfit and invite them for a threesome?
That should stop them
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Re: Neighbour too loud while making love..

Hmm, maybe not - those Swiss, you know Well, if everybody is having fun, then it's OK, innit?
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Re: Neighbour too loud while making love..

BUT, if they agree then OP will have to be noisy too, eh?
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Old 24.07.2011, 21:03
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Re: Neighbour too loud while making love..

Seeing that the OP's a bit of a Dark Hourse, I think he should know what to do.

Once he informs them that he is hung like one, it will be the other neighbours complaining. If you know what I mean?
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I knew that her boyfriend's name was Joe and what his favourite.....err....docking station was.




Op: I once put a horror movie on with allot of screaming, that put the randy people nextdoor to a stop..
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Seeing that the OP's a bit of a Dark Hourse, I think he should know what to do.

Once he informs them that he is hung like one, it will be the other neighbours complaining. If you know what I mean?
It's ladies day today as it seems to be....first Peg then Natasha....anybody else fancy more details
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