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Neighbour too loud while making love..

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one of my neighbour couple is too loud while making love during day or night. Their mourning and Noise of their bad hitting the common wall is irritating, embarrasing(if some friend at home).. please suggest what can i do best to stop it...
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Re: Neighbour too loud while making love..

If you can't beat'em...join'em.

Or leave a note on their door.

"Two fekking loud !"
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Re: Neighbour too loud while making love..

........ that's your first post?
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Old 24.07.2011, 01:31
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Re: Neighbour too loud while making love..

As embarrassing as it is, tell them. Maybe they'll be quieter.
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Re: Neighbour too loud while making love..

How well do you know them? If you've already spoken, you might want to address the issue, but mainly under the aspect of it robbing you of your sleep, not the embarrassment, which is frankly your problem, not theirs... For instance, could they possibly move their bed to the other wall. If you don't know them, then I suggest positioning some music device towards the offending wall and turning on something totally unsexy (if it's cool music, they may think they're having a film moment, where music starts playing in your head) at a sufficiently loud volume to drown them out.
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Re: Neighbour too loud while making love..

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If you can't beat'em...join'em.

Or leave a note on their door.

"Two fekking loud !"
Leaving a note looks to be beter option than speaking to them.. never thought it before.. thanks..
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Re: Neighbour too loud while making love..

  1. Find out what his wife's / GF's name is.
  2. Wait till only he is home
  3. Have sex with your missus, and YELL her name out*

(* I strongly suggest you 'pre-warn' your missus)
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Old 24.07.2011, 01:39
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Re: Neighbour too loud while making love..

After they're done, rush over their place in just your boxers with a bottle of lotion and a box of tissues and say "just another 10 minutes, please, I was nearly finished". I reckon they'll be quieter from then on.
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Re: Neighbour too loud while making love..

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  1. Find out what his wife's / GF's name is.
  2. Wait till only he is home
  3. Have sex with your missus, and YELL her name out*
(* I strongly suggest you 'pre-warn' your missus)
dear,
unfortunatly your ideas may work in some cases.. but not with me.. thanks anyways.
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After they're done, rush over their place in just your boxers with a bottle of lotion and a box of tissues and say "just another 10 minutes, please, I was nearly finished". I reckon they'll be quieter from then on.
Or, you could totally put them off by adding your own groans and grunts to match theirs / go against theirs, shout no when they shout yes, and so on. That too will quieten them down, no worries...
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Re: Neighbour too loud while making love..

Keep flushing the toilet after 10pm and have a recording of their activities play back on full volume when they knock at your door to complain... Then pretend you are deaf and keep repeating "Eh what ? Come again?"
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Man, I am truly sorry...it won`t happen again.
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Re: Neighbour too loud while making love..

Play a porn movie loud enough on your side and they will realize you can hear them too, this should do the trick without any contact whatsoever
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one of my neighbour couple is too loud while making love during day or night. Their mourning and Noise of their bad hitting the common wall is irritating, embarrasing(if some friend at home).. please suggest what can i do best to stop it...
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I'd recommend shooting the green eyed monster and getting a lover of your own.
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Man, I am truly sorry...it won`t happen again.
so good of you..
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Shouldn't be green. That's why he's on his own.
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Re: Neighbour too loud while making love..

Make a small hole In the wall, get a few cold beers and wait for the main event
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