Oh I do so miss my dog. Huge great smelly hairy beast he was and would have bitten the hand off of anyone trying to put pink bows on him, or put him in a bag.
He was wonderful tied up outside supermarkets too. No one dared go past him so I had the whole place to myself.
He died a year or so back and I'm much too old to buy another unfortunately.

I tried to put my black Lab in a giant Ikea yellow-blue bag for a free ride on the bus but I broke my humerus trying to shoulder it. Anyway, doggies - little or otherwise - aren't allowed in supermarkets.

Did not think to put a pink bow on her (does pink go with black?) but she had a pink bedroom slipper to carry around (in times of excitement), which we unfortunately left behind in a hotel room.

To be honest, I have a little doggie myself, and I even have a nice little bag for her so that she doesn't pay for the bus

But where I live there's an awful lot of wealthy old ladies with awfully badly behaved little dogs, always growling and barking furiously at mine... and they never pick up their dog's poo, they're probably too old or too posh for such a degrading activity...