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Old 01.11.2011, 17:18
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Re: Toucha ma car and I smasha ya face

http://www.zazzle.co.uk/you_park_lik...69784339252446

Get 100 of these for revenge
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Old 01.11.2011, 17:40
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Put it on the wipers
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Old 01.11.2011, 18:40
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So I take it you don't drive a Renault Clio then (whose wipers one cannot lift up) or somesuch. Sorry, that's what you get for owning a Ferrari!...
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Old 01.11.2011, 19:45
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So I take it you don't drive a Renault Clio then (whose wipers one cannot lift up) or somesuch. Sorry, that's what you get for owning a Ferrari!...
I own a nondescript hatchback, so I can rule out envy.
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Old 01.11.2011, 19:59
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I have two adjacent spaces at my work parking I pay for
You PAY for parking at WORK?

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Old 01.11.2011, 21:55
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Yeah, that's is also what Mimi says....
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Old 01.11.2011, 22:06
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I pay also as there aren't enough places in the small company parking and I have to park in the street. So...not unheard of.
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Old 01.11.2011, 22:09
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I pay also as there aren't enough places in the small company parking and I have to park in the street. So...not unheard of.
Around here it is, in fact I keep our spare vehicles there (dead Panda, friend's motorcycle trailer, my car if I can't find a spot for it, etc.)

Used to keep my motorcycles at work as well, until I found a couple garages to rent (still have two BMW boxer motors in my office, though)

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Old 01.11.2011, 22:26
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Re: Toucha ma car and I smasha ya face

It is just me, or is there kind of a lot of this 3rd grade passive-aggressive stuff in Switzerland?

I don't understand why the windshield wiper douche doesn't either politely tell you or leave you a polite note. (or if you don't like confrontations, just let it go?)

Our concierge started moving our bicycles (putting them behind a bunch of ones that never get used) as a passive aggressive gesture because she didn't like how we were placing them in the bicycle room (she wanted us to install a kickstand on the bicycles but this is not a rule in our building). When the management told her to cut it out, she started putting her grandkid's bicycle stroller all annoyingly in the way of our bicycles as a passive aggressive gesture.
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Re: Toucha ma car and I smasha ya face

well this morning I was coming into work and there was this car with a French plate...

...French (strike 1)

...and the driver hadn't pulled all the way into the parking spot. If he or she had, then they wouldn't have left their driver's side FENDER -- not just the wheel... not just a little bit of tire... but the whole friggin' left corner of the car -- sticking over the white line into the other parking space. So because of this... nobody else could park in that spot.

...Lazy (strike 2)

...So I kept driving down the garage and found a place to park. On my trek back through the garage -- which left me quite thirsty and famished because I had to park so far away -- I noticed a pack of cigarettes on the dashboard of this French, fender-leaning car.

...Smoker (strike 3).

So I did it. I couldn't help myself. I walked over, shamelessly. Reached over the windshield... and lifted up a wiper.

And had it not been for this thread... I wouldn't have even thought to do such a thing.
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