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Old 13.06.2012, 22:19
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Re: He Just Couldn't Wait

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First time I went to Copenhagen on my very own as a 16 year old, I went to the washrooms on the main train station to take a pee after arriving from the darkest corner of Denmark early in the morning. While minding my own business I glanced at the old 70+ dude next to me and suddenly noticed he was "spanking his monkey" for every one to see.
I was shocked....
I guess he couldn't wait either.:what:
At least you were 16 and not 6.
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Old 13.06.2012, 22:20
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Re: He Just Couldn't Wait

Funniest thread in ages. I have been ultra-curious about this phenomenon since arrival eons ago. French men, it seems, have absolutely no inhibitions about peeing in public, anywhere, anytime as the need arises. I have also seen men in Switzerland do the same but to a lesser degree. In America, you can be fined for this, as it is considered a form of indecent exposure.

Peeing outdoors. Cultural differences. Discuss.
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Old 13.06.2012, 22:32
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Re: He Just Couldn't Wait

Ah, he was just taking the piss out of himself.
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Old 13.06.2012, 22:37
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Ah, he was just taking the piss out of himself.
...... as well as feeling a bit of a dick.
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Old 13.06.2012, 22:47
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Re: He Just Couldn't Wait

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First time I went to Copenhagen on my very own as a 16 year old, I went to the washrooms on the main train station to take a pee after arriving from the darkest corner of Denmark early in the morning. While minding my own business I glanced at the old 70+ dude next to me and suddenly noticed he was "spanking his monkey" for every one to see.
I was shocked....
I guess he couldn't wait either.:what:
Q: What's white and slides down the wall?

A: George Michael's latest release.

my apologies, could not resist..
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Old 13.06.2012, 22:52
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Re: He Just Couldn't Wait

While we're on the topic of George Michael and bodily functions...

What do you call it when you accidentally fart in public?

A careless whisper.
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Old 13.06.2012, 22:53
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Q: What's white and slides down the wall?

A: George Michael's latest release.

my apologies, could not resist..
...... but he ended up with a hairless fister - and he's never gonna dance again - guilty secrets or not.
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Old 14.06.2012, 00:00
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Re: He Just Couldn't Wait

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Could be worse ...... if you go to Iceland.



[I'm confused - I thought Carrefour Suisse were no more]
It's getting late. I can't work out which was worse.

She did that! in public!

Someone filmed it.

You posted it.

And I watched it.. All the way through.

Still. It's just as well she didn't pee in a pint glass. Someone could have been minesweeping and got a shock.
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Re: He Just Couldn't Wait

The other day I was on my way home and there was an older gentleman (50s or 60s) taking a piss on the side of the road right by a very busy roundabout. He was also chatting on a cell phone...no shame at all ha ha.
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Old 14.06.2012, 00:41
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"Do a poo" !!!
Would make a good song title,where is Music chick when you need her ?
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Old 14.06.2012, 00:50
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Re: He Just Couldn't Wait

You people aren't Swiss enough!

My wife will even go pee in the bushes!

(but she's a native )

Perfectly legal here.

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Old 14.06.2012, 04:04
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Re: He Just Couldn't Wait

Can't resist, must post...
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Old 14.06.2012, 08:30
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Funniest thread in ages. I have been ultra-curious about this phenomenon since arrival eons ago. French men, it seems, have absolutely no inhibitions about peeing in public, anywhere, anytime as the need arises. I have also seen men in Switzerland do the same but to a lesser degree. In America, you can be fined for this, as it is considered a form of indecent exposure.

Peeing outdoors. Cultural differences. Discuss.
You do not see men in Switzerland doing it so often as Swiss men tend to go farther away from the road and deeper into the bushes than the French who often simply use the next wall or next street corner
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Old 14.06.2012, 08:37
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Re: He Just Couldn't Wait

I prefer Catholic churches, they have those little wooden cubicles along the sides and then you can wash your hands in those stone birdbaths up near the table with those tasteless cookies and decorative candles.
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Old 14.06.2012, 08:40
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I prefer Catholic churches, they have those little wooden cubicles along the sides and then you can wash your hands in those stone birdbaths up near the table with those tasteless cookies and decorative candles.
Amateur,

I go straight for the wine.
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Old 14.06.2012, 12:29
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Re: He Just Couldn't Wait

Got banned, many years ago, from British embassy in a mid-east capital for peeing after hours.
After a night of beer and darts we were encouraged to leave quickly as it was past closing time.
Duly obliged, and realised that a couple of us needed to pee.
Looked around, nobody to be seen, so ducked down dark alley adjacent to very high wall and did the deed.
A couple of nights later we returned for some beer 'n darts and were refused entry.
Asked why and were told that they had received complaint we had peed against security wall of the US embassy.
I guess that's why they developed the drones!!
Beware!
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Old 14.06.2012, 14:22
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I prefer Catholic churches, they have those little wooden cubicles along the sides and then you can wash your hands in those stone birdbaths up near the table with those tasteless cookies and decorative candles.
Mostlikley occupide with priest and alterboy
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Old 14.06.2012, 14:26
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You people aren't Swiss enough!

My wife will even go pee in the bushes!

(but she's a native )

Perfectly legal here.

Tom

Hmmm... Hold it in for an hour or go in the bushes. Its not a difficult choice!
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Old 14.06.2012, 14:50
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Re: He Just Couldn't Wait

What about doing it on TV and in front of the press...

http://news.sky.com/home/article/1178709
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Old 14.06.2012, 14:58
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What about doing it on TV and in front of the press...

http://news.sky.com/home/article/1178709


How to know you may be taking your sport/hobby/whatever a bit too seriously...

How could she possibly have thought that would be received well!?
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