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Old 13.06.2012, 18:17
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He Just Couldn't Wait

Dear Dude Relieving Himself Outside Carrefour,

I recognize that sometimes nature calls at inopportune moments.
I am aware that some people have medical issues that require quick action in order to avoid accidents.
I know that sometimes people are out for a long time during the day and don't want to pay a few Euro for a coffee or a soda in order to use the facilities at a restaurant.

But you need to know some things too:

Finding out where the public toilets are in the shopping areas you frequent is a good idea.
Carrying a bottle in your van if you are out all day might afford you more privacy.
Finally, if you absolutely must urinate outside the store, could you at least muster the consideration to turn your body toward the wall rather than facing traffic entering the car park?

Because, really, no one wants to see your junk on their way into the grocery.

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Old 13.06.2012, 18:19
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Re: He Just Couldn't Wait

mini-Textochs Funny!
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Old 13.06.2012, 18:37
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Re: He Just Couldn't Wait

FREE WILLY

Maybe he should watch the film before making his own re-inactment! [PHP][/PHP]
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Maybe he should watch the film before making his own re-inactment!
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Old 13.06.2012, 20:28
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Re: He Just Couldn't Wait

My take on this, is that people here, seem not to frown upon men peeing in public, as much as others would think.

I blame the French, myself, and their bloody pissoirs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EI3p...eature=related

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Old 13.06.2012, 20:33
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Re: He Just Couldn't Wait

I've been a couple times to organized festival/parties, where when waiting for the portable washrooms, I've been told by the police to go use the bushes. In Canada you can be fined for this (and yes, I have a collection of these fines )
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Old 13.06.2012, 20:41
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Re: He Just Couldn't Wait

That's the way I saw a penis for the first time.

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Old 13.06.2012, 20:44
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Re: He Just Couldn't Wait

Maybe the poor chap was waiting for "Steak & BJ" day?

- yes I agree, he could go inside to the toilets at Carrefour, he's probably French.
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Re: He Just Couldn't Wait

I too saw this happening as a young girl. The person was a friend of the family. Realising that I had caught him, he then wanted to introduce himself to me. He couldn't figure out why I didn't want to shake his hand. I had to politely tell him to wash it first
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Old 13.06.2012, 20:59
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Re: He Just Couldn't Wait

Well, I'd much rather see a guy pee in public rather than taking a poo.
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Old 13.06.2012, 21:04
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Re: He Just Couldn't Wait

Geeze, it's not like there weren't free public toilets near the Carrefour for heaven's sake. Sounds like he's just too lazy to walk a few steps.
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Old 13.06.2012, 21:06
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Re: He Just Couldn't Wait

Could be worse ...... if you go to Iceland.



[I'm confused - I thought Carrefour Suisse were no more]
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Old 13.06.2012, 21:12
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My take on this, is that people here, seem not to frown upon men peeing in public, as much as others would think.

I blame the French, myself, and their bloody pissoirs.



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Maybe the poor chap was waiting for "Steak & BJ" day?

- yes I agree, he could go inside to the toilets at Carrefour, he's probably French.
I dunno if the guy was French, but the Carrefour was in France (no Carrefours in Switzerland).

(Does that mean I should have posted in off-topic? )
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Old 13.06.2012, 21:28
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Well, I'd much rather see a guy pee in public rather than taking a poo.
I actually remember seeing a guy relieving himself like as if he was in a toilet in 2005, Mumbai, besides the road!
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Old 13.06.2012, 21:34
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Well, I'd much rather see a guy pee in public rather than taking a poo.
few years back in the park in front of mac donalds, Bahnhofstrasse, Zurich:
Mum helped her one year old kid do a poo below a tree...
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Old 13.06.2012, 21:45
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"Do a poo" !!!
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Old 13.06.2012, 21:49
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"Do a poo" !!!
That's right, and they where passerby as well walking without taking a second glance. I still have the image/ scene in my head
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Old 13.06.2012, 21:57
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Re: He Just Couldn't Wait

I wonder if we are the only species that doesn't (normally) poo in "public."

That's my deep thought for the day.
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Old 13.06.2012, 22:04
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I actually remember seeing a guy relieving himself like as if he was in a toilet in 2005, Mumbai, besides the road!
While I have never been to Mumbai, I don't imagine it has many Migrolinos along the side of the roads to afford pedestrians the facilities that they might need.

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Old 13.06.2012, 22:11
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First time I went to Copenhagen on my very own as a 16 year old, I went to the washrooms on the main train station to take a pee after arriving from the darkest corner of Denmark early in the morning. While minding my own business I glanced at the old 70+ dude next to me and suddenly noticed he was "spanking his monkey" for every one to see.
I was shocked....
I guess he couldn't wait either.:what:
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