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Too many men going to the toilet in my office

My workspace has been relocated to opposite the toilets. Gentlemen: please do your flies up BEFORE leaving the toilet because I don't want glimpses of your Y fronts / Boxers / unthinkable 50 times a day.
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Old 04.02.2013, 16:14
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Re: Too many men going to the toilet in my office

talk to my face not my crotch please, darling
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Yuck. That gives me the willies.
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Re: Too many men going to the toilet in my office

Business opportunity of the day: Hire out GQ, Esquire, Top Gear, Playboy magazines for CHF 2.00 per visit.

On second thoughts, not Playboy .....
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Old 04.02.2013, 16:20
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Re: Too many men going to the toilet in my office

Well, tell them to use the urinals rather than your waste-basket!

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Business opportunity of the day: Hire out GQ, Esquire, Top Gear, Playboy magazines for CHF 2.00 per visit.

On second thoughts, not Playboy .....
Unless she works for a sperm donor organisation.
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My workspace has been relocated to opposite the toilets. Gentlemen: please do your flies up BEFORE leaving the toilet because I don't want glimpses of your Y fronts / Boxers / unthinkable 50 times a day.
Typical female behaviour.
No man would complain if a woman would do the same.
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Typical female behaviour.
No man would complain if a woman would do the same.
psst: women don't pee from the cleavage
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Re: Too many men going to the toilet in my office

This thread is taking an unsavoury turn ! I'm trying to avoid the TOILET humour


hahahahahha
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My workspace has been relocated to opposite the toilets.
HR trying to give you a hint, perhaps?
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Typical female behaviour.
No man would complain if a woman would do the same.
Exactly... like Dirty Harry would say: Go ahead, make my day...
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OK, this thread is absolutely crying out for this clip (possibly NSFW):


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HR trying to give you a hint, perhaps?

One of my (male) colleagues offered me 20chufs to swap desks with him!
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Old 04.02.2013, 16:47
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My workspace has been relocated to opposite the toilets. Gentlemen: please do your flies up BEFORE leaving the toilet because I don't want glimpses of your Y fronts / Boxers / unthinkable 50 times a day.
If they're still zipping up their flies when getting out, it means none of them washed their hands
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My workspace has been relocated to opposite the toilets. Gentlemen: please do your flies up BEFORE leaving the toilet because I don't want glimpses of your Y fronts / Boxers / unthinkable 50 times a day.
Not to mention that if they are just doing up their trousers while they walk from the toilet, they likely didn't wash their hands.

Don't let them borrow your pen.

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Don't let them borrow your pen.
That's her choice
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Old 04.02.2013, 17:07
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Re: Too many men going to the toilet in my office

Just put a big standing mirror next to your desk across from the men's room (at the um, appropriate height) so they will notice.
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OK, this thread is absolutely crying out for this clip (possibly NSFW):



haha, brilliant!
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Re: Too many men going to the toilet in my office

Why you telling this to us ,tell this to your co worker
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