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28.10.2016, 22:51
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Back in the day Russians were in demand in Zurich, but they don't even make the best whores anymore - the premium they demand for specialisms is just silly.
Far better to get the newer arrivals who will happily do whatever you want for just a few extra chfs.  | | The following 2 users would like to thank dodgyken for this useful post: | |
28.10.2016, 22:53
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This thread just got really dodgy.
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28.10.2016, 22:55
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Johlta Volta:is that you .you party animal   | | The following 6 users would like to thank cannut for this useful post: | |
28.10.2016, 22:57
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| Quote: | |  | | | This thread just got really dodgy. | | | | | The DRK no longer grants Russian immigrants permits to work in the thriving "entertainment" industry - although ones with serious physical deformities are allowed in - as they cater for a Chinese niche market. | | This user would like to thank dodgyken for this useful post: | |
28.10.2016, 23:00
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| Quote: | | | | | Johlta Volta:is that you .you party animal | | | | | nah, I have all the front teeth. The upper ones.
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28.10.2016, 23:00
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| Quote: | | | | | his theories about attractive faces are legitimate as they're supported by peer reviewed studies. His cures for the problem are not legitimate and he was just pressed charges for scamming patients.
Oh man, it's hard to write after almost emptying a small bottle of vodka. | | | | | So... peer reviewed. By "peer" do you mean other plastic surgeons who are also trying to work in the same niche market?
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28.10.2016, 23:04
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| Quote: | | | | | This thread just got really dodgy. | | | | | Oh, dear, how much wine have you had today? 
It's been dodgy since the start. 
Tom
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28.10.2016, 23:05
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| Quote: | | | | | I'm just ugly and old. | | | | | That's scary, as you are slighly younger than me.
At least I'm not ugly!
Tom
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28.10.2016, 23:07
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| Quote: | | | | | I remember when I was in Prague, Czech Republic. Nobody liked me there from the first second, because I was giving off that russian vibe. Not sure whether it was entirely looks-based or it was because I'm a russian - one have to know that russia, or better said ex soviet union, was raping czech republic for 30years under that bloody communist regime. | | | | | Thank God for your new regime | | The following 2 users would like to thank curley for this useful post: | |
28.10.2016, 23:10
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| Quote: | | | | | That's scary, as you are slighly younger than me.
At least I'm not ugly!
Tom | | | | | You know as well as I do that the ability to assemble IKEA furniture, liking dogs and taking the garbage out trumps good looks if you sample over a long enough period.
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28.10.2016, 23:16
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| Quote: | | | | | Oh, dear, how much wine have you had today?
It's been dodgy since the start.
Tom | | | | | I rarely drink, doofs. I just got back from the uni. I am a total partypooper, or, in better language, I usually entertain myself at parties, unsynched with the rest.  | Quote: | | | | | You know as well as I do that the ability to assemble IKEA furniture, liking dogs and taking the garbage out trumps good looks if you sample over a long enough period. | | | | | Good to see some gentlemen still hold on to high standards.
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28.10.2016, 23:17
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| Quote: | | | | | this is only true for non-attractive people. If you're attractive, most of people will find you attractive no matter of the culture. Facial features that make one attractive are even mathematically describable, so basically you can put facial attractiveness in number and have a measure for it. Take an american guy who banged 100 chicks (#of banged chicks = 'by the tumb' measurement of facial attractiveness), take a russian guy who banged 100 chicks, take japanesse guy who banged 100 chick and look at their facial features. You'll find they share the same pattern. | | | | | yeah, we all heard about those perfect facial measurements only problem is: It's not the face that makes us wanna jump into bed with a guy ... | | This user would like to thank curley for this useful post: | |
28.10.2016, 23:20
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| Quote: | | | | | yeah, we all heard about those perfect facial measurements only problem is: It's not the face that makes us wanna jump into bed with a guy ... | | | | | yeah, it's not. the other 20% is height.
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28.10.2016, 23:22
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| Quote: | | | | | yeah, it's not. the other 20% is height. | | | | | If that were true the Welsh would have died out long ago.
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28.10.2016, 23:37
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After 14 years living here, I have to say some of his points ring true!
Funnily, two of our Swiss friends just came back from a 10 day holiday in the UK and keep on saying how friendly and welcoming the English were 😀😀
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28.10.2016, 23:39
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28.10.2016, 23:45
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| Quote: | | | | | After 14 years living here, I have to say some of his points ring true!
Funnily, two of our Swiss friends just came back from a 10 day holiday in the UK and keep on saying how friendly and welcoming the English were 😀😀 | | | | | I love UKs. They're like 'oh you bloody Russian!', and then they invite me to their homes  . A lot of them start a chat with me out of nowhere and when on bus/train, seats around me were almost never empty! Cool guys, not sure why they brexited.
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28.10.2016, 23:49
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Is Saturday the new Friday? 'cause I bet this thread will make it at least till tomorrow.
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28.10.2016, 23:52
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| Quote: | | | | | Is Saturday the new Friday? 'cause I bet this thread will make it at least till tomorrow. | | | | | 9mins bro. Wanna make a bet?
...I just finished 3rd beeer.
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29.10.2016, 00:13
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| Quote: |  | | | I'm really curious. What does it mean to look "Russian" today? How can people tell? | | | | | Fur hat
Snow on boots
Kalashnikov over shoulder
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