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Old 28.10.2016, 22:51
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Re: 9 months in Switzerland - a honest report.

Back in the day Russians were in demand in Zurich, but they don't even make the best whores anymore - the premium they demand for specialisms is just silly.

Far better to get the newer arrivals who will happily do whatever you want for just a few extra chfs.

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Old 28.10.2016, 22:53
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Re: 9 months in Switzerland - a honest report.

This thread just got really dodgy.
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Old 28.10.2016, 22:55
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Re: 9 months in Switzerland - a honest report.

Johlta Volta:is that you .you party animal
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Old 28.10.2016, 22:57
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This thread just got really dodgy.
The DRK no longer grants Russian immigrants permits to work in the thriving "entertainment" industry - although ones with serious physical deformities are allowed in - as they cater for a Chinese niche market.
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Old 28.10.2016, 23:00
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Johlta Volta:is that you .you party animal
nah, I have all the front teeth. The upper ones.
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Old 28.10.2016, 23:00
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his theories about attractive faces are legitimate as they're supported by peer reviewed studies. His cures for the problem are not legitimate and he was just pressed charges for scamming patients.

Oh man, it's hard to write after almost emptying a small bottle of vodka.
So... peer reviewed. By "peer" do you mean other plastic surgeons who are also trying to work in the same niche market?
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Old 28.10.2016, 23:04
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This thread just got really dodgy.
Oh, dear, how much wine have you had today?

It's been dodgy since the start.

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Old 28.10.2016, 23:05
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I'm just ugly and old.
That's scary, as you are slighly younger than me.

At least I'm not ugly!

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Old 28.10.2016, 23:07
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I remember when I was in Prague, Czech Republic. Nobody liked me there from the first second, because I was giving off that russian vibe. Not sure whether it was entirely looks-based or it was because I'm a russian - one have to know that russia, or better said ex soviet union, was raping czech republic for 30years under that bloody communist regime.
Thank God for your new regime
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Old 28.10.2016, 23:10
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That's scary, as you are slighly younger than me.

At least I'm not ugly!

Tom
You know as well as I do that the ability to assemble IKEA furniture, liking dogs and taking the garbage out trumps good looks if you sample over a long enough period.
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Old 28.10.2016, 23:16
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Oh, dear, how much wine have you had today?

It's been dodgy since the start.

Tom
I rarely drink, doofs. I just got back from the uni. I am a total partypooper, or, in better language, I usually entertain myself at parties, unsynched with the rest.

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You know as well as I do that the ability to assemble IKEA furniture, liking dogs and taking the garbage out trumps good looks if you sample over a long enough period.
Good to see some gentlemen still hold on to high standards.

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Old 28.10.2016, 23:17
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this is only true for non-attractive people. If you're attractive, most of people will find you attractive no matter of the culture. Facial features that make one attractive are even mathematically describable, so basically you can put facial attractiveness in number and have a measure for it. Take an american guy who banged 100 chicks (#of banged chicks = 'by the tumb' measurement of facial attractiveness), take a russian guy who banged 100 chicks, take japanesse guy who banged 100 chick and look at their facial features. You'll find they share the same pattern.
yeah, we all heard about those perfect facial measurements only problem is: It's not the face that makes us wanna jump into bed with a guy ...
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Old 28.10.2016, 23:20
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yeah, we all heard about those perfect facial measurements only problem is: It's not the face that makes us wanna jump into bed with a guy ...
yeah, it's not. the other 20% is height.
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Old 28.10.2016, 23:22
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yeah, it's not. the other 20% is height.
If that were true the Welsh would have died out long ago.
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Old 28.10.2016, 23:37
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Re: 9 months in Switzerland - a honest report.

After 14 years living here, I have to say some of his points ring true!

Funnily, two of our Swiss friends just came back from a 10 day holiday in the UK and keep on saying how friendly and welcoming the English were 😀😀
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Old 28.10.2016, 23:39
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Old 28.10.2016, 23:45
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After 14 years living here, I have to say some of his points ring true!

Funnily, two of our Swiss friends just came back from a 10 day holiday in the UK and keep on saying how friendly and welcoming the English were 😀😀
I love UKs. They're like 'oh you bloody Russian!', and then they invite me to their homes . A lot of them start a chat with me out of nowhere and when on bus/train, seats around me were almost never empty! Cool guys, not sure why they brexited.
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Old 28.10.2016, 23:49
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Re: 9 months in Switzerland - a honest report.

Is Saturday the new Friday? 'cause I bet this thread will make it at least till tomorrow.
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Old 28.10.2016, 23:52
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Is Saturday the new Friday? 'cause I bet this thread will make it at least till tomorrow.
9mins bro. Wanna make a bet?


...I just finished 3rd beeer.
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Old 29.10.2016, 00:13
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I'm really curious. What does it mean to look "Russian" today? How can people tell?
Fur hat
Snow on boots
Kalashnikov over shoulder
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