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So you've finally been assigned to an international mission to do what you do best...which basically means "do as you're told". Living comfortably in your upper middle class confinements, you were never much of a thinker but rather a "performer". The sudden surge of income has allowed you to to cash in on your dreams. You trade in that Mondeo for a 5 series Bimmer wagon, because you already have 2 kids and that way you can safely install 2 baby-seats on the weekends while holding on to your last bit of testosterone while angrily flashing your lights at the useless Fiat Punto while passing on right lane. That's right, the world is yours. The wife has allowed you to use up your bonus for the much sought after Omega Speedmaster, because that's what you are...a real Speedmaster on the A1, rushing to your job. Back home, you brag about how you've finally made it and your Facebook account can certainly prove that with your frequent uploads of your weekend trips to Sussex and the extended bank holiday on the French Riviera. Yeah that's right Mr. Expat, I've meet you...I've worked with the likes of you and if I ever get to meet another pretentious pompous idiot like you, I would tell him the same thing I've told you yesterday....because I don't hold back and I see right through your bullshit. Meanwhile, enjoy the ride while it lasts and I sure hope your little Mickey Mouse company doesn't go belly up, because I'd hate to see you return to Sussex and buy a second-hand Mondeo, you bitch.

PS: Sorry about your tires asshole, I sure hope you had 2 spare tires in your German shitbox.

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Old 27.04.2017, 01:11
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So you've finally been assigned to an international mission to do what you do best...which basically means "do as you're told". Living comfortably in your upper middle class confinements, you were never much of a thinker but rather a "performer". The sudden surge of income has allowed you to to cash in on your dreams. You trade in that Mondeo for a 5 series Bimmer wagon, because you already have 2 kids and that way you can safely install 2 baby-seats on the weekends while holding on to your last bit of testosterone while angrily flashing your lights at the useless Fiat Punto while passing on right lane. That's right, the world is yours. The wife has allowed you to use up your bonus for the much sought after Omega Speedmaster, because that's what you are...a real Speedmaster on the A1, rushing to your job. Back home, you brag about how you've finally made it and your Facebook account can certainly prove that with your frequent uploads of your weekend trips to Sussex and the extended bank holiday on the French Riviera. Yeah that's right Mr. Expat, I've meet you...I've worked with the likes of you and if I ever get to meet another pretentious pompous idiot like you, I would tell him the same thing I've told you yesterday....because I don't hold back and I see right through your bullshit. Meanwhile, enjoy the ride while it lasts and I sure hope your little Mickey Mouse company doesn't go belly up, because I'd hate to see you return to Sussex and buy a second-hand Mondeo, you bitch.
Someones rattled your cage love. I hope you feel better now. xxx
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Old 27.04.2017, 01:14
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Someones rattled your cage love. I hope you feel better now. xxx
No, just some other carbon-copy Expat-Brit thinking he's the big cheese...which didn't realize that the A1 isn't Sussex and was kindly reminded of the pecking order.
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Re: Expat Life - The Making of Dolly (the sheep)

So what happened for these sentiments to come gushing out on the page like that...pray tell all the juicy!!
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So what happened for these sentiments to come gushing out on the page like that...pray tell all the juicy!!
Just some limey f*** thinking he owns the road and decided to overtake a Punto on the right, forcing me to swerve to the shoulder...I honked, which he answered with his middle finger....and that's as far as I'll tell the story.
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Just some limey f*** thinking he owns the road and decided to overtake a Punto on the right, forcing me to swerve to the shoulder...I honked, which he answered with his middle finger....and that's as far as I'll tell the story.
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Just some limey f*** thinking he owns the road and decided to overtake a Punto on the right, forcing me to swerve to the shoulder...I honked, which he answered with his middle finger....and that's as far as I'll tell the story.
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Just some limey f*** thinking he owns the road and decided to overtake a Punto on the right, forcing me to swerve to the shoulder...I honked, which he answered with his middle finger....and that's as far as I'll tell the story.
You drive a Fat Punto?

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Re: Expat Life - The Making of Dolly (the sheep)

I too, would be bitter in a Punto.
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Just some limey f*** thinking he owns the road and decided to overtake a Punto on the right, forcing me to swerve to the shoulder...I honked, which he answered with his middle finger....and that's as far as I'll tell the story.

I take it you exchanged juicy words!...that's how you found out he was a Brit...otherwise the middle finger would have made him a Yank...(or a Brit trying to be a Yank I guess)
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Re: Expat Life - The Making of Dolly (the sheep)

He didn't write that he was driving the Punto.

You both need another coffee!
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Re: Expat Life - The Making of Dolly (the sheep)

So you were hogging the left-hand lane in your Punto? You truly have assimilated LiB
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He didn't write that he was driving the Punto.

You both need another coffee!
No, but it makes me feel so much better to think that he does.
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So you've finally been assigned to an international mission to do what you do best...which basically means "do as you're told". Living comfortably in your upper middle class confinements, you were never much of a thinker but rather a "performer". The sudden surge of income has allowed you to to cash in on your dreams. You trade in that Mondeo for a 5 series Bimmer wagon, because you already have 2 kids and that way you can safely install 2 baby-seats on the weekends while holding on to your last bit of testosterone while angrily flashing your lights at the useless Fiat Punto while passing on right lane. That's right, the world is yours. The wife has allowed you to use up your bonus for the much sought after Omega Speedmaster, because that's what you are...a real Speedmaster on the A1, rushing to your job. Back home, you brag about how you've finally made it and your Facebook account can certainly prove that with your frequent uploads of your weekend trips to Sussex and the extended bank holiday on the French Riviera. Yeah that's right Mr. Expat, I've meet you...I've worked with the likes of you and if I ever get to meet another pretentious pompous idiot like you, I would tell him the same thing I've told you yesterday....because I don't hold back and I see right through your bullshit. Meanwhile, enjoy the ride while it lasts and I sure hope your little Mickey Mouse company doesn't go belly up, because I'd hate to see you return to Sussex and buy a second-hand Mondeo, you bitch.

PS: Sorry about your tires asshole, I sure hope you had 2 spare tires in your German shitbox.

Lol, sounds authentic...

You forgot to mention his summer house in Spain though.
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D'oh!!!

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You drive a Fat Punto?
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No, Punto was in the "fast" lane , I was driving on the right lane when Jenson Button tried to squeeze by and overtake the marvel of Italian automotive history and almost clipped my front end had I not swerved onto the shoulder.

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I too, would be bitter in a Punto.
Who wouldn't.

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I take it you exchanged juicy words!...that's how you found out he was a Brit...otherwise the middle finger would have made him a Yank...(or a Brit trying to be a Yank I guess)
Yes, at the rest area. He also felt that I needed to know, that he's from Sussex..not sure why, I can't even pinpoint that place on the map.

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He didn't write that he was driving the Punto.
Thank you, at least somebody is paying attention.

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Old 27.04.2017, 11:22
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Yes, at the rest area. He also felt that I needed to know, that he's from Sussex..not sure why, I can't even pinpoint that place on the map.
There's a fair chance he's on here, so what would you really like to say to him?
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Old 27.04.2017, 11:23
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There's a fair chance he's on here, so what would you really like to say to him?
Was it you?
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Old 27.04.2017, 11:26
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Was it you?
No, I can spot LiB's Bro-wagon a mile off.. I would never drive a bro off the road.
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Old 27.04.2017, 11:30
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Was it you?
No, Castro is a world-class driver. I've never met a more well-behaved driver who can drive the amount of miles that he does without getting a ticket and still kick my ass at go-karts.
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