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Or BASEBALL players! They're also notorious for grabbing their package while on camera. And what's with this ass-slapping? If we did that in the office, think how much fun we'd have! "Great job, John!" (SLAPPPP) "You, too, Bob! (SLAPPP....grabs package to re-adjust)
I can feel a trip to Human Resources for a counceling session. The HR Director sits there, all high and mighty, looks over a pair of 1980's reading glasses, squints, frowns, and spooges a big, nasty loogy across the room. "This office has a no ass-slapping policy." (SLAPPPP) "Now, get back to work, and fix your package before you go back out there!"