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Old 24.02.2011, 10:42
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Re: what is "hello" ?

In Glasgow it`s one . .
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ok, strange enuf title I suppose...

but here in Geneva "hello" between friends of the opposite sex ( and some other deviates !! ) is three kisses

France I understand its x4

Paris x 5 ?

so how about in eye'tal'ian speaking switzerland?

and those ohh so cold Germans ?


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Old 24.02.2011, 10:42
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You never did that to me.
Opposite gender Basher..keyword opposite.
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Old 24.02.2011, 10:44
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3 kisses plus, at times I like to add a gentle pat on the bum-bum (depending on the shape and size of said bum-bum)
So that wasn't the pink balloon I felt?
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so how about in eye'tal'ian speaking switzerland?
They skip the kissing part and get right into action...pronto!
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Old 24.02.2011, 10:46
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So that wasn't the pink balloon I felt?
Well... (and it was neither a corndog that poked ya')
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Old 24.02.2011, 10:47
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Well... (and it was neither a corndog that poked ya')
Oh ha!

I didn't really expect to see a corndog in a KFC anyway...
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Old 24.02.2011, 10:53
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Oh ha!

I didn't really expect to see a corndog in a KFC anyway...
..but you believed it....so gullible.
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Old 24.02.2011, 10:55
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Re: what is "hello" ?

I believe a blow-job and a soapy tit-wank is customary in Fribourg, and that's just with the menfolk.


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Old 24.02.2011, 11:01
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Re: what is "hello" ?

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Honestly, this Euro kiss-kiss greeting system is friggin annoying. What happened to a good ol handshake. (I think I'm slowly turning into the Eastwood from Gran Torino ).
I, too, am of the same opinion. Crikes, I stopped kissing my own mother everytime I saw her, years ago, and now I'm expected to kiss people who I hardly know 3x.
My solution:- I now only shave once or twice a week, and rub sandpaper chops against their cheeks everytime.

Re. the highlighted text in the quote above: I once saw a piece on TV (so it has to be true) that there are more harmful germs transmitted from hand to hand, then from mouth to face. It was really scientifically done - swabs, culturing, etc.

So to compensate, I've taken to sucking on my fingers** before greeting known members of the opposite sex (or unknown if they're good looking enough).

[**I was going to say licking the toilet seat, but I thought that that was just damn-right tasteless -- and that also reminded me of something I'd read/seen previously, about more germs being in the mouth, than around the toilet.]
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Old 24.02.2011, 11:17
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Re: what is "hello" ?

Why does this thread remind me of the Bonobo chimps ?
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Old 24.02.2011, 11:21
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Why does this thread remind me of the Bonobo chimps ?
dunno - tell us
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Old 24.02.2011, 11:23
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Re: what is "hello" ?

I hate it when Granny sticks the tongue in...
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Old 24.02.2011, 11:24
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Re: what is "hello" ?

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Why does this thread remind me of the Bonobo chimps ?
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dunno - tell us

perhaps he spends a lot of time kissing monkeys ?
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Old 24.02.2011, 11:24
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Re: what is "hello" ?

Even the Swiss are sometimes confused. When I came to Switzerland many years ago, everyone gave handshakes in my area. This has slowly changed into 3 pecks on the cheeks, except for farmers and rural type people. They would rather just stick to handshakes.

In Muotathal, even handshakes are too intimate and real Muotathalers just say hello with no touching whatsoever.
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Old 24.02.2011, 11:25
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Re: what is "hello" ?

In regional Queensland, if you try to kiss someone of the opposite sex and some bloke doesn't try to punch your lights out or tell you to " off"...... she's either real ugly, or that's your new ex-girlfriend.
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Old 24.02.2011, 11:26
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from the wikipedia page about bonobo monkeys:

Sexual social behavior
Sexual intercourse plays a major role in Bonobo society observed in captivity, being used as what some scientists perceive as a greeting, a means of conflict resolution, and post-conflict reconciliation. Bonobos are the only non-human animal to have been observed engaging in all of the following sexual activities: face-to-face genital sex, tongue kissing, and oral sex[34] (although a pair of Western Gorillas have been photographed performing face to face genital sex[35]). In scientific literature, the female-female behavior of touching genitals together is often referred to as GG rubbing or genital-genital rubbing. The sexual activity happens within the immediate family as well as outside it. Bonobos do not form permanent relationships with individual partners. They also do not seem to discriminate in their sexual behavior by sex or age, with the possible exception of abstaining from sexual intercourse between mothers and their adult sons; some observers believe these pairings are taboo. When Bonobos come upon a new food source or feeding ground, the increased excitement will usually lead to communal sexual activity, presumably decreasing tension and encouraging peaceful feeding.

and then it continues about things like pen!s-fencing etc

I thought all this was general knowledge ?
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Old 24.02.2011, 11:26
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Re: what is "hello" ?

When im at a gathering and theres loads of people, i try and get the first kiss in otherwise your at the end of a long line, and then its just like kissing another bloke yeeucch
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Old 24.02.2011, 11:27
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Honestly, this Euro kiss-kiss greeting system is friggin annoying. What happened to a good ol handshake. (I think I'm slowly turning into the Eastwood from Gran Torino ).
Yeah, I prefer the handshake too. Although it seems to be quite irritating to my male coleagues, so I guess the handshake is just for guys? Kisses for the chicks? How unfair.

3kisses my ass...offstandish, I know, but why do they think they got these dirty epidemies here going on. No noro for me, thanks. And wash your hands after toilets, too, please, so I can shake a hand that doesn't stink.

Although, anything is better what I grew up doing. "Good morning, comrade teacher" gets a little old after 500 times you say it. We used to shake hands and say "Honor to the work, comrade", too. The kisses don't seem too bad compared to the whole commie shebang.
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In Muotathal, even handshakes are too intimate and real Muotathalers just say hello with no touching whatsoever.
..and Muotathal it is!! (off to Imoscout...)
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