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Im bothered because SHE IS HOT. And my husband(to be) can see it. But he looks away, while im mesmerized
That's because she might be hot, but she isn't you.

Sounds like you've found the right chap.
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What about rules about curtain/nudity? Ive seen our neighbor showering many times behind the glass window of their bathroom (no curtains). She lives in a building in front of us. The light is behind her and i can see half of her body, asian nipples and all. Our breakfasts and sometimes dinners get awkward as we´re overlooking this show.
As Mr. Breakfast wrote, it's her problem, not yours. This is not the USA, where you can get sued by a neighbor who has to stand on top of his chimney and use binoculars to catch a quick glance of your bare butt
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Im bothered because SHE IS HOT. And my husband(to be) can see it. But he looks away, while im mesmerized, for 10 minutes not eating anymore. Maybe this is good for my diet! And maybe its making me look jealous.
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What about rules about curtain/nudity? Ive seen our neighbor showering many times behind the glass window of their bathroom (no curtains). She lives in a building in front of us. The light is behind her and i can see half of her body, asian nipples and all. Our breakfasts and sometimes dinners get awkward as we´re overlooking this show.
Next time you see her, you and the hubby-to-be should stand up, bang on the window, wolf whistle, blow kisses and cheer. You can guarantee she'll be down to Ikea sizing up curtains the next day.

Problem solved.
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I agree 100%
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As Mr. Breakfast wrote, it's her problem, not yours. This is not the USA, where you can get sued by a neighbor who has to stand on top of his chimney and use binoculars to catch a quick glance of your bare butt


He said its MY problem not hers. When you sued your neighbor claiming u fell because you caught a quick glance of her bare butt...Did u win?
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Re: List of "unwritten" rules?

Hmm pictures...Isnt that violating any rules? If u can assure me it isnt...i jjuuusttt might provide. We cant knock on her window (if thats what u meant) coz she in the next building around 20 meters from us.
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Ok u mean bang on our windows. Im sure she wont hear it either. Im also sure she cant see us maybe her glass is in the wrong side out?
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Hmm pictures...Isnt that violating any rules? If u can assure me it isnt...i jjuuusttt might provide. We cant knock on her window (if thats what u meant) coz she in the next building around 20 meters from us.
Just find a big stick:

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Re: List of "unwritten" rules?

How about a "nice tits!" banner that you can unroll from your window? Or - you could get curtains?
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Yes was thinking the same - you can get a blind or curtains - and you don't have to watch, honest.
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Re: List of "unwritten" rules?

But the view is too nice to let the curtains hang on our living room. Especially as the days get longer. Soon we´ll be having breakfasts and dinners at the balcony and im betting, the same shower show. Hmmm might as well enjoy it. Im just thankful i dont have a son (yet). Double awkward. Im sure my daughter wouldnt mind the show anyway.
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. The light is behind her and i can see half of her body, asian nipples and all. Our breakfasts and sometimes dinners get awkward as we´re overlooking this show. Blah, blah, blah... hot.
At least she is hot and you know where your husband is getting his kicks and why. Imagine is she was not... .

Btw, what are "Asian nipples"? I did google it, but really do not want to click on any of the links.
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He said its MY problem not hers. When you sued your neighbor claiming u fell because you caught a quick glance of her bare butt...Did u win?
In the USA you definitely could sue, and usually you wouldn't even have to win. Years ago there was that case of a burglar who broke into a house through a skylight on the living room ceiling. He fell, broke both legs and, of course, got caught. Ok, he got jailed, but once he's out of jail he'll be a rich man. He sued the owner of the house because there were no stickers on the skylight warning against the risk of falling.

As usual in the USA, he claimed one or two dozen million dollars or so, and, as usual, there eventually was an out-of-court settlement over half a million or thereabouts. Ok, again as usual, his lawyer pocketed at least 35%, but there are lots of people who'd gladly have their legs broken for the rest.
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At least she is hot and you know where your husband is getting his kicks and why. Imagine is she was not... .

Btw, what are "Asian nipples"? I did google it, but really do not want to click on any of the links.

Musicchick deleted my response and now im too lazy to retype it, sorry.
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In the USA you definitely could sue, and usually you wouldn't even have to win. Years ago there was that case of a burglar who broke into a house through a skylight on the living room ceiling. He fell, broke both legs and, of course, got caught. Ok, he got jailed, but once he's out of jail he'll be a rich man. He sued the owner of the house because there were no stickers on the skylight warning against the risk of falling.

As usual in the USA, he claimed one or two dozen million dollars or so, and, as usual, there eventually was an out-of-court settlement over half a million or thereabouts. Ok, again as usual, his lawyer pocketed at least 35%, but there are lots of people who'd gladly have their legs broken for the rest.
These burglar sues homeowners stories and wins big settlement are urban myths.
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Btw, what are "Asian nipples"? I did google it, but really do not want to click on any of the links.
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Apparently, "Asian nipples" are very dark (and therefore highly-visible) ones.

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These burglar sues homeowners stories and wins big settlement are urban myths.
All of them?
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Musicchick deleted my response and now im too lazy to retype it, sorry.
Hum.... if it was related to the asian nipples, I'll guess it was inapropriate...
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