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The weirdest thing I ever saw on public transport was the woman sat in front of me on the bus who insisted on fondling the bright red 'Stop' button with an ever increasing degree of vigour through the ten minute journey from Meilen.

It was exactly like she was... well... let's put it this way: I missed my stop because of it.

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Do your hands also have a mind of their own whilst you are dozing? Reason I ask is that once on a train coming into London, a lass was sat next to me dozing, she awoke with a start and her right hand grabbed a handfull of my pride and joy.

The poor girl was so embarrassed she couldn't even apologise, she just had to make a hasty retreat to the toilets.
Dude...either you are incredibly lucky...or you tell really great stories.

Either way...here is to you sir...<tips the side of non-existent hat>
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Old 06.04.2011, 16:24
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Dude...either you are incredibly lucky...or you tell really great stories.

Either way...here is to you sir...<tips the side of non-existent hat>

or very very drunk

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The weirdest thing I ever saw on public transport was the woman sat in front of me on the bus who insisted on fondling the bright red 'Stop' button with an ever increasing degree of vigour through the ten minute journey from Meilen.

It was exactly like she was... well... let's put it this way: I missed my stop because of it.

I always try to avoid looking at girls grabbing the poles when standing to stabilise themselves. The imagery is too much for me...
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The weirdest thing I ever saw on public transport was the woman sat in front of me on the bus who insisted on fondling the bright red 'Stop' button with an ever increasing degree of vigour through the ten minute journey from Meilen.

It was exactly like she was... well... let's put it this way: I missed my stop because of it.

Things that turn guys on... *sigh*
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she just had to make a hasty retreat to the toilets.
There is never enough soap though
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I always try to avoid looking at girls grabbing the poles when standing to stabilise themselves. The imagery is too much for me...
What "poles" ?
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Re: Strange behaviour on a Swiss train. (Girls, have you ever done anything like this

Life's not fair: Some people only get stinky curry and ice cream on the train's windows and some people get to see boobies!

I think SBB should average their standard of service and provide the later free for any valid ticket holder.
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Old 06.04.2011, 16:28
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Life's not fair: Some people only get stinky curry and ice cream on the train's windows and some people get to see boobies!

I think SBB should average their standard of service and provide the later free for any valid ticket holder.
You mean an "SBB : Happy Ending" seasonal offer ?
I want one of those...
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Old 06.04.2011, 16:29
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What "poles" ?
The cylindrical ones with a greater length than diameter?
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she just had to make a hasty retreat to the toilets.
As did you, no doubt
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These poles...except the girls in Switzerland seem to be less elegant about it all
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What "poles" ?
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Old 06.04.2011, 16:34
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Life's not fair: Some people only get stinky curry and ice cream on the train's windows and some people get to see boobies!

I think SBB should average their standard of service and provide the later free for any valid ticket holder.
First class versus second class I believe?

In VIP class (the bus) you furthermore get to see girls grabbing poles.
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Re: Strange behaviour on a Swiss train. (Girls, have you ever done anything like this

Now that the schoolboy element as been sated, I would like to bring this back on thread with a serious question.....
Was she wearing a long skirt or a short one?

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Was she wearing a long skirt or a short one?
I don't think he noticed ...
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As did you, no doubt
there was actually more pain than pleasure

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Now that the schoolboy element as been sated, I would like to bring this back on thread with a serious question.....
Was she wearing a long skirt or a short one?
My peripheral vision is just crap.
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Re: Strange behaviour on a Swiss train. (Girls, have you ever done anything like this

I wonder if it's possible to subliminally induce this behaviour on trains. I'm going to sit opposite a young lady this evening and mentally bombard her with such thoughts.
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Old 06.04.2011, 16:41
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I wonder if it's possible to subliminally induce this behaviour on trains. I'm going to sit opposite a young lady this evening and mentally bombard her with such thoughts.
You just need to dial her number.
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once on a train coming into London, a lass was sat next to me dozing, she awoke with a start and her right hand grabbed a handfull of my pride and joy.
Saying, "Is that a stinking bishop in your trousers or are you just pleased to see me?"
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