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Old 06.04.2011, 18:17
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Re: Strange behaviour on a Swiss train. (Girls, have you ever done anything like this

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Did she squeeze the pimple in front of you or at you?
I know where this is headed, female liquid expulsion..... ?
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Old 06.04.2011, 18:21
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To be a complete gentleman though, I would have to find time to warm my hands first though.
Hard... erm... to do when all the blood is rushing elsehwere...
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Old 06.04.2011, 18:25
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Pimple ????
........ or was she trying to get your attention by gently stroking her superfluous nipple?
(....I'd pick you to be that sort of guy Grumpy !!!)



(I REALLY want to post pics to make this thread useful....... but I'm not sure where the line is drawn on this?)
Will this help clarify what was seen?
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Old 06.04.2011, 18:31
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I know where this is headed, female liquid expulsion..... ?
Merely trying to work out if she was making a statement or making an offer to Grumpy
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Old 06.04.2011, 18:55
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Are you suggesting it might have been a booby trap?
I found this item lurking on the internet whilst considering traps in general, perhaps DB may have a use for it.

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Old 06.04.2011, 19:03
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(I REALLY want to post pics to make this thread useful....... but I'm not sure where the line is drawn on this?)
just above the nipple, i'd think
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Old 06.04.2011, 19:10
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The weirdest thing I ever saw on public transport was the woman sat in front of me on the bus who insisted on fondling the bright red 'Stop' button with an ever increasing degree of vigour through the ten minute journey from Meilen.

It was exactly like she was... well... let's put it this way: I missed my stop because of it.

So you a) should have got off, but you didn't, or b) didn't want to get off, but you did?
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So you a) should have got off, but you didn't, or b) didn't want to get off, but you did?
I didn't want to touch the button after watching her sweaty paws manipulate it for the entire journey.
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Old 06.04.2011, 19:13
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Re: Strange behaviour on a Swiss train. (Girls, have you ever done anything like this

so you got off while not getting off the transport?
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Old 06.04.2011, 20:15
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so you got off while not getting off the transport?
Come on, you can do better puns than that
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Old 06.04.2011, 20:28
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Re: Strange behaviour on a Swiss train. (Girls, have you ever done anything like this

You can probably watch yourself in an episode of some "Hidden Camera" show soon

I was in a club once, where a girl danced very sexy next to our table, where we were 5 guys sitting, and surely she caught our attention. Then she pulled up her blouse, and flashed both her boobs. Priceless moment, and the looks on our faces with 10 eyes almost popping out, must have been equally priceless for her.

Later that evening, the girl came over again, stood right in front of me, and put her hand behind my head, and pulled my face right in between her boobs. - another priceless moment that evening.
It is still annoying me, I did not claim immediately to have lost a contact lens there.

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Old 06.04.2011, 20:33
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You can probably watch yourself in an episode of some "Hidden Camera" show soon

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Can't be assed reading through 5 pages of puns.

But I assume that it was a boobie trap.
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Old 06.04.2011, 20:34
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I was in a club once, where a girl danced very sexy next to our table, where we were 5 guys sitting, and surely she caught our attention. Then she pulled up her blouse, and flashed both her boobs. Priceless moment, and the looks on our faces with 10 eyes almost popping out, must have been equally priceless for her.

Later that evening, the girl came over again, stood right in front of me, and put her hand behind my head, and pulled my face right in between her boobs. - another priceless moment that evening.
It is still annoying me, I did not claim immediately to have lost a contact lens there.

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I've (ahem) heard about that type of club too. It's called table dance, and sorry to break this to you but doing that stuff is her job.
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Old 06.04.2011, 21:03
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I've (ahem) heard about that type of club too. It's called table dance, and sorry to break this to you but doing that stuff is her job.
Haha, lol.
If it was a table dance place, i would have been disappointed, if it did not happen , but it was a regular club, where the Ladies have to pay entrance too :-)

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Old 06.04.2011, 21:27
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Re: Strange behaviour on a Swiss train. (Girls, have you ever done anything like this

It is so not the same reaction when it is a guy who shows off his ''family jewels''...
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It is so not the same reaction when it is a guy who shows off his ''family jewels''...

Never figured that out - lady gets her jumblies out on a train and chaps are all "wahaaay".

Chap gets his meat and two veg out and suddenly the police are involved and his pixelated face is in the paper.
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Old 06.04.2011, 22:37
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Re: Strange behaviour on a Swiss train. (Girls, have you ever done anything like this

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Never figured that out - lady gets her jumblies out on a train and chaps are all "wahaaay".

Chap gets his meat and two veg out and suddenly the police are involved and his pixelated face is in the paper.

The law is very clear on this one ,Deadly weapon are forbidden in public Places
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Old 07.04.2011, 09:53
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Never figured that out - lady gets her jumblies out on a train and chaps are all "wahaaay".

Chap gets his meat and two veg out and suddenly the police are involved and his pixelated face is in the paper.
Especially if your name is Ivan S and you are in the process of naturalisation.
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Old 07.04.2011, 09:55
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Never figured that out - lady gets her jumblies out on a train and chaps are all "wahaaay".

Chap gets his meat and two veg out and suddenly the police are involved and his pixelated face is in the paper.
Unless of course the guy concerned is named after a famous antique furniture. Chip in the field or something.
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Old 07.04.2011, 10:11
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Haha, lol.
If it was a table dance place, i would have been disappointed, if it did not happen , but it was a regular club, where the Ladies have to pay entrance too :-)

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never heard you/girls have to pay entrance at the oktoberfest in munich?
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